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and i think i'm boring, so if you're bored and you want to laugh at other boring people, welcome. but you don't necessarily have to tell me i'm boring though, *glances at tagboard*. sooooo, let's have a little talk about me.

THIS POST IS SPECIALLY DEDICATED TO YUNYII LAOPO AND FRANCIS DIDI-IN-LAW!

(P/S.. he's called COCONUT ok? =D)

CURSE THAT BLOODY FUCKING COCONUT MAKE HIM GO KISS A BIG FAT ZHU WHO ASK HIM OPEN HIS BIG FAST FKING CHOU MOUTH GO TALK TO EVERYBODY WHY CAN'T HE JUST STFU AND TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT HIMSELF?! BAHH BAHH BLACK SHEEP LAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! QI SI WO LERR!!

(2nd para)
WHO ASK HIM GO MAKE MY DIDI-IN-LAW SAD?! HE SO SAD NOW U NOE! AT LEAST CHIOBU STILL FRIEND HIM LAH! CHIOBU IS A VERY NICE NICE AND CHIO DE BU! (not like my daddiiee de bull.) I LOVE HER SIA! NOT LIKE THAT STUPID COCONUT WHO TOOT HIMSELF ALL LIFE LONG.. BAH!

wah piang eh... MY POOR DIDI! nvm jiejie sayang euu~~(both yy laopo and i lah.)

SAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!! =D
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MY KOR ALSO QI SI WO LER! (at this rate wo bu shi si de hen can... somemore si zhe me duo ci!! ) but i won't say anymore.






CHOU MING HAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
( to read another post specially dedicated to didi-in-law, plz go to my links and click yunyii laopo. tyty! =D )

Lurve,
krist.

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now for da second part of da post... u noe coz hs came to my hse just now, then we were eating dinner. then coz got one strand of hair.. then i was trying to pick it out.
the following conver took place :

hs: wad u doing?
k: trying to pick out my baobei guidan's hair. ( not mei en )
hs: turtle ben lai jiu mei you hair de wad.
k: u noe where this hair come from?
hs: where?
k: *whispers* its from under my guidan's armpits u noe! *still whispering*
hs laffs and give diaox look.
hs: i also nvr see b4!
k: plz lah! turtle hor is dun stretch hands out show u hair de lah! they is quietly keep their hands in... *dint say this but was using actions*
hs laffs some more and i continue to try to pick the hair out.

THE END.

lurve,
krist. =D

omfg..
i am like so damn tired. had a headache since like 10++ am this morn all the way till now which is like approx. 9.07 pm.. wdf lor.
anyway todae i stayed back. That ms teo lahh.. so SMART like shit go and keep us back 15 minutes... WDF LOR. and next tuesday i hafta do a book thingy..
ok to continue. after ms teo FINALLY let us off, we had lunch then went back to class to wrap the hamper. wah piang, our class so generous donated so much that we had to make TWO hampers lol! we even had to get yunyi laopo and shuchin laopo to go canteen get a carton box from one of the ppl there. but we got it done finally... WITHIN TWO HOURS. After that we( meaning pengfei, weikai, yunyi, shuchin, francis and i ) rushed to watch the netball match between RV and Westwood to offer support to all our friends.. lol! Just stating some..
-tricia
-han ni
-sarah ( sp?)
-cynthia
-estee

the last two i dunno de lah but i think sc and yy and francis noe them. anywayss. OBVIOUSLY RV WON LIKE DUH. hahas. but then they still kena punished dorts. i asked han ni why then she said was coz they did not play the last quarter well so coach very angry. then they were made to stand in one row facing the sun lah! Like they not dark enough liddat, i was comparing trish's skin colour wif mine and omg the difference is like ALOT lor. then while they being punished the teacher-in-charge and coach like went to take shelter in the canteen lah like wdf. i wei wo de laopo and trish jue de xin tongg!
and han ni laopo fell too.. so poor thing! haixx..

ok im damn tired.. so dun wanna post lerx. tmr im going out wif huishan... heehee! cya and nitex~

lurve,
krist.

NOW WE'RE GONNA HECK HER SINCE SHE HECKED US. HAHA SERVES YOU RITE BTW! YOU DUMB BAH BAH BLACK SHEEP! HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


SHE IS SUCH A BITCH. BITCH BITCH BITCH. OMG SHE IS SUCH A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED TO SCREAM. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Heyy. Just a reassurance.

NOTHING'S EVER GONNA CHANGE. LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE, OKAY? =D

woohooo im so kind. TO ALL 1DIANS FROM RVH , THIS IS THE POEM URE LOOKING FOR.

ON THE ROAD TO MANDALAY
Rudyard Kipling

By the old Moulmein Pagoda, lookin' lazy at the sea, There's a Burma girl a-settin', and I know she thinks o' me; For the wind is in the palm-trees, and the temple-bells they say; "Come you back, you British Soldier; come you back to Mandalay!" Come you back to Mandalay, Where the old Flotilla lay; Can't you 'ear their paddles clunkin' from Rangoon to Mandalay? On the road to Mandalay, Where the flyin'-fishes play, An' the dawn comes up like thunder outer China 'crost the Bay!

'Er petticoat was yaller an' 'er little cap was green, An' 'er name was Supi-Yaw-Lat jes' the same as Theebaw's Queen, An' I seed her first a-smokin' of a whackin' white cheroot, An' wastin' Christian kisses on an 'eathen idol's foot: Bloomin' idol made o' mud-- Wot they called the Great Gawd Budd-- Plucky lot she cared for idols when I kissed 'er where she stud! On the road to Mandalay ...

When the mist was on the rice-fields an' the sun was droppin' slow, She'd git 'er little banjo an' she'd sing "Kulla-la-lo!" With 'er arm upon my shoulder an' 'er cheek again my cheek We useter watch the steamers an' the hathis pilin' teak. Elephants a-piling teak In the sludgy, squdgy creek, Where the silence 'ung that 'eavy you was 'arf afraid to speak! On the road to Mandalay ...

But that's all shove be'ind me -- long ago and fur away, An' there ain't no 'buses runnin' from the Bank to Mandalay; An' I'm learnin' 'ere in London what the ten-year soldier tells: "If you've 'eard the East a-callin', you won't never 'eed naught else." No! you won't 'eed nothin' else But them spicy garlic smells, An' the sunshine an' the palm-trees an' the tinkly temple-bells; On the road to Mandalay ...

I am sick 'o wastin' leather on these gritty pavin'-stones, An' the blasted English drizzle wakes the fever in my bones; Tho' I walks with fifty 'ousemaids outer Chelsea to the Strand, An' they talks a lot o' lovin', but wot do they understand? Beefy face an' grubby 'and-- Law! wot do they understand? I've a neater, sweeter maiden in a cleaner, greener land! On the road to Mandalay . . .

Ship me somewheres east of Suez, where the best is like the worst, Where there ain't no Ten Commandments an' a man can raise a thirst; For the temple-bells are callin', and it's there that I would be-- By the old Moulmein Pagoda, looking lazy at the sea; On the road to Mandalay, Where the old Flotilla lay, With our sick beneath the awnings when we went to Mandalay! O the road to Mandalay, Where the flyin'-fishes play, An' the dawn comes up like thunder outer China 'crost the Bay!


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that's supposed to be it, but i havent separated each line so its abit messed. but at least the poem's here lol. xDD

Heyy peapole..
im here to blogg abt Huishan's b'dae partehh. but before that...

PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT FROM KRIST TO NADIA : Nadd =)) hellos. sry abt not blogging abt YOUR birthday party.. coz i can't rmb wad happened. but i'll try my best to rmb. i'll squeeeeeeeze everything into this post. BOTH b'dae parties. =D Smile~~
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Okay to do justice to nadidu, i'll blogg abt hers first.

So... i met fran and nad in gwc, where of course we went to TZ first lah. Dance dance here and there...
Then coz huishan had a NH camp, so she could only meet us at like 1 or 2++, so we told her to go straight to plaza singapura. then since mei en coming around same time as hs, so we also told her to meet us at plaza sing. so there. then after we dance finish and plaee liao we went to 7-11 to chill. then funnily we went to buy these rolls of thingy which are like SPICY! but it was good..lol.

afterwards nothing else to do in GWC, so we went to the bus stop across the road from the Zion Rd side. waited for 16............................................................ and we sang our school song. *HAI YUN MAN MAN~~ BI BO SHANG SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!* hehe. okayyyy so i was also singing ' ting mama de hua ' by zhou jielun but NVM ABT THAT...

BUS CAME. REACHED PLAZA SINGAPURA. FOUND MEI EN AND HUISHAN IN ACTION CITY. PLAYING WITH A BANANA. HAHA. but that's wad happened. =.=" dortxxx.

went pizza hut ate pizza took pics~~ woohoo! lol. sang da b'dae song too~~ haha! then we went arcade.. dance dance take neoprint.. usual stuff. wanted to play house of da dead but sadly one gun fly to dunnowhereland then left only one person can play then u noe if only 1 person cant even pass stage 1. then walked around... bought earrings. HAHA! tralalala~

proceeded to nadd's house to cut cake. did lotsa cheers.. especially this :

NADIA NADIA
CHIOBU CHIOBU
NADIA CHIOBU
CHIOBU NADIA
CHIGALAGA PIYA PIYA
CHIGALAGA PIYA PIYA
SWAT!

hehe.. its da loudest cheer of 1D too. ^^ cut cake.. open presents.. DRAW HANDS! hahas. thought of some more cheers for mdm mok.. then i gtg liao. HAIXX! so...

that's da end of Nadd's b'day partehh..
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HUISHAN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY

met nadia at rvps and walked to gwc together. saw mei en walking in and met hs at DDR. last dance.. she lemme try 6 feet which i FAILED lol. wahaha. i mean 6 FEET LEHH. I CAN'T EVEN DO 5 FEET PROPERLY. but got one song : BREAK DOWN i can do 6 feet. the difficult. but cannot do alone lah. muz wif someone else. haha. but usually get c/d/e ratings for that song if 6 feet. i mean its pretty obvious.. lawl~ took some neoprints then went to lunch...

AT JACK'S PLACE. WOOHOO! Is huishan rich or rich? yep thats rite. she's rich! wahaha. Ate the set lunch of some fishy fishy fish. got coffee wif an extra dollar each. i ordered latte and emtied 3 bags of sugar into it while watching the sugar drop into the coffee. it was DARN FASCINATING. huishan was exceptionally quiet during the whole thing.. haha. weird. =D

then took another neoprint, mei en went for piano lessons. went montip to get a pair of studs for school. I got this cute fishies. ^^ for $1.90. cheap huh? all wif a $2 note~ *winks suggestively*

went back to TZ and used up my free game and tired my hand out. dint even complete stage 1 coz my lucky star mei en wasn't there. sadd..

took two more neoprints, then mei en came back from piano and guess what we did? TOOK MORE NEOPRINTS LOL! hahahahahahhahhhhahahhahahahahahaahahahahha!

ok then we played played played............ until it was time for me to go home. lol me again. but hs and nad came along.. all walked home ( hs went nadd's hse ) and mei en was left waiting for her sexymama aloneex. so poor thing. LAWL! hahas.

end of hs'a birthday partehh too. =))

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OKAY PEOPLE I HAVE SQUEEZED THE EVENTS OF TWO PEOPLE'S BIRTHDAY PARTIES INTO ONE POST TRALALALALALA! OK GTG LERRX.

CYA!

LURVE,
KRIST.

OMG IM SOOO NOT GOING BACK TO TIONG BAHRU FOR A FRIGGIN' LOOOOONG TIME.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!

The Story:

On Tuesday, which was the 16th of January, was the fateful day AN EVENT took place. The setting was at Tiong Bahru. After school, i arranged to meet Attan at Tiong. after meeting, we went to macdonalds and did the usual thing. okay fine so we ate lunch. Bah. Ok to continue, after lunch we went to Popular to buy da exercise books for MUA then we went to take a neoprint. we took one, then thanks to attan, took another one coz attan wanted to take another one and since she was paying, might as well take wif her lor. ok then after we finished, we walked out of the booth and saw these 3 women looking around 18-20++ and dressed like laosai. I mean honestly k, they were dressed like "ji", as in prostitutes, meaning short dresses, ugly boots that even shit looks nicer, and overdone makeup. like they had glitter under their eyes ( what the fuck is their prob man, wad, they wanna try to seduce some guys har? PLEASE LAH, if they can successfully seduce even one guy, THEN MY ASS CAN HAVE FREE SEX WITH THE HOTTEST MAN IN TOWN. No pun intended. ) and then they were wearing all sorts of eyeshadow ( LMAO THEY PROBABLY GOT IT FROM THE TOILET BOWL. Just in time to save it from being flushed to timbaktu. ) and crap. then while attan and i were cutting out the nps on the table wif da scissors provided, they kept looking at themselves in their mirrors ( SO IT SEEMS. ) but they were probably spying on us or smething.

Then when we left the neoprint shop, they like followed us and after we went down the escalator they approached us and asked if they can borrow our handphones. I mean im a singaporean, obviously i've watched SHEN ZHI YI FA episodes, OBVIOUSLY I WOULDN'T LEND THEM. So.. i didn't lend them lah. Oh ya, before that, they asked wad schools we were from, and i said li hua coz they asked in chinese, but too bad they didn't dig their ears so they didn't hear and attan repeated it for me. then they asked if they could borrow our phones in chinese and since i didn't dig my ears too i dint hear them and went, Huh? so since there were 3 of them, another woman said, Aiya she doesn't speak chinese. So i just played along and said, yea i don't speak chinese. I MEAN HOW DUMB CAN THEY GET? Just an estimation of their brain size, smaller than the pores on my face. LIKE, C'MON, RV IS A CHINESE SCHOOL AND I DON'T SPEAK CHINESE? TELL THEM TO PISS OFF. Ya and the LAME excuse they gave was that their phones were outta batt. Seriously, how many times do 3 people's hps run out of batt at the same time? Never. WELCOME TO LOSER LAND. WHOOPEE. WHERE THE 3 DUMBASSES THINK THAT THEY'RE SMART. I mean, WHO would believe such an excuse? uhh.. ATTAN. So i said that my phone was outta batt too ( WOOHOOO~! ) and they turned to attan. then she was like looking back and forth between me and da bitches. *faintz* So after waiting for quite a bit, i just walked away. And attan had no choice but to follow rite? then she was telling me, eh u noe thats like rude.. Then i was like, so? like i care. they could go to hell and i wouldn't even fart at them. ( okay so i dint say this but i cant rmb wad i said so wadeva. ) Then we went back to popular coz attan had to get something for her sis. Then the bitches followed us... ALL THE WAY TO OUTSIDE TIONG. Then one of them ( the ugliest, duh. ) called out to us ( how rude can they get? they said OI. im pissed. ) and said, OI! MY FRIEND WANTS TO TOK TO U! Then i was like, wtf piss off lah. but of course im not so rude, so we waited. Then they caught up wif us, and then STARTED TAKING CIGARETTES OUT. I mean HAVEN'T THEY WASTED ENOUGH OF OUR TIME? STILL THEY CAN RELAX AND SMOKE? CURSE THEM DIE FROM LUNG CANCER. CURSE THEM DROP DEAD. Then we were like pissed, so we walked off. Then they were like following us all the way... until attan turned around and said, Can you stop following us? Then one of them that looks like an indian HAD THE NERVE TO SAY, What, we stay here leh, how come cannot follow u? In this like im-so-much-better-than-you-idiots type of voice. Then we were like, so fuck off! but we dint say lah. then coz we keep looking at them that same woman was like, WHAT! never see before arh? in the same voice. YES OF COURSE NEVER SEE BEFORE SOMEONE AS UGLY AS YOU LAH! EVEN MY TOES ARE PRETTIER DAMN YOU! Then we were like giving her this, ya so? face and they crossed the road to the HDB flats opposite. then we complained to the construction worker and he asked us to call the police. Then attan called the police (lol) and ya so we waited for the officers to come lah. Then after awhile the women came back and walked past us acting like they were meeting a friend, like saying, eh shirley say she meeting us where har? inside tiong arh? ask her come out lah. (not 6a '06's shirley chin.) then they were like watching us from the sidebar. then when they saw that we're not moving at all, they walked back inside lor.

Okay then the rest not interesting liaooxx...............................

BUT IM DARN BLOODY FUCKING PISSED ABOUT THIS MATTER. AND SO..

But first, I'M NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT THAT I WAS SCARED WHEN THEY STARTED FOLLOWING US.

BUT EVERYTHING TURNED OUT ALRIGHT. And i have to thank God, my grandma and attan for making everything turn out alright. although it was attan's fault in the first place coz she wanted to take another neoprint. It could have turned out differently if we hadn't stayed. Or it could have been my fault for suggesting that we meet up in tiong. But i shouldn't push the blame onto others. It's my fault as much as it is attan's. So we're both at fault. But im seriously thankful that everything turned out alright.

List of possible things that could have happened :
-died
-kidnapped
-robbed
-learned how to smoke
-raped ( i mean they could be lesbians.. )
-beaten up
-disabled

see how many things that could have happened? I'm blessed that im back safe and sound.

AND GOD, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR BLESSING ME AND ATTAN. THANK YOU.

Hey peapole~~
Okay so to continue abt my ASK lessons...

1. Critical Thinking. Woohoo~~ Yea this is supposed to help u cope wif ur MANY MANY subjects...( like geog, history, hmt, mt, eng, bio & chem & physics ( sc) , chinese, maths) But i don't see how it's supposed to help us, except maybe give us migraines coz we're supposed to be thinking critically over CRITICAL THINKING. can u believe it? arghh. and c'mon, these CT lessons come in the form of lectures. dot. and while mdm mak or smething is lecturing, laopo and i were chatting and doodling LAWL! then also got one lecture which mrs look's (discipline mistree) class 2A(zi qi's class!) attended also, peijia and i keep talking. i hope mrs choi doesn't see this. HOPEFULLY. bah.

2. TfU. in other words, Teaching for Understanding. Lemme try to rmb the 5 thingehs abt it.
- Generative topic
- understanding goals
- performance of understanding
- ongoing assessments
- throughlines ( i think )
okay those are the 5 i think. I THINK. the last one abt throughlines i may have gotten it wrong but oh well... TfU lessons aren't interesting at all so i'll skip that. ^^

Okay lessons proper start tomorrow... and im practically bringing all the books i have for semester 1. u noe.. as in all the A books. ya and my thick thick thick chem and bio books. And i also have to bring 45 bucks for my physics book and 18 bucks for some scientific calculator thing. Haixx.. im already pok liao still wanna make me pokker.. very sad ya noe!

WOOHOOOOO~ (whispers: heehee.. kor luv someone!)

okie. nth to sayyyyyyyy lerrxx. haha wait until tmr see whether got anything exciting happen then i tell u all lor. or maybe i tell u all about how boring my lessons were. HAHA. ok ok.

Byebye~
lurve,
krist!


Hellooooooooooos..
long time no post. feeling lazy lah, can't help it. haix. u noe i hafta type and edit and etc etc u noe if i post. weird hor... too lazy to post but not too lazy to change skin. and that's like so much more troublesome. but hehe... i got my jian zhao. and that's to COPY AND PASTE! i mean like duh. if letz say ur old skin u xin xin ku ku type out your personal profile and etc etc then when u change skin u dlt all meh? liddat u ish siaokia. normal ppl copy and paste. like me. btw, (in hanyupinyin) wo shi chairperson, yao ting wo de hua hor! u can dun care abt weikai liao. =D

Okay updates since da first day of high school...( okay lah secondary lor. bahh! )
-Orientation week. woohoo!! rocks sia. except for the cca trials part. for the sports, the sad thing was that we had to try out for ALL and we had to run 800m as part of the athletics trial. for clubs and societies, the CL DDS was cool. BUT NOT THE EL DDS. then the mindsports.. aiya im speechless. comp club okay larrx.. cannot say too many bad things coz most likely that's my future cca. lastly for the aesthetics, we go to the various places and then tryout lor. dance is a must. i went for choir as well. then the rest like string ensemble, band, and CO we just go around and try out the instruments lor. then weikai so funny go and play the drums tap the starting rhythm 1 2 3 then hit a few drums finish. so funny lor!

-Amazing race. Stupid thingy... lemme explain. everyone has to go and try. u have to run a short distance, then do 10 sit-ups IN THE GRASS (euw) within 20 secs, then run towards the baseball bat and go 5 rounds around it, then run some more crawl under this very low string and a not so low string, then run forward some more and do 5 sets of jumping jacks. then run towards the other end then you're done. But its like so totally unfair coz my class (1D ROX!) has like practically the MOST PEOPLE (35) while the rest has like 32-34++ only. but at least we cheered and stuff so we got the most points for that. (110) But of course the person in charge of points was Jonathan our SC so hahas. ^^

-Tiki Idol search or smething. The EXCOs will go hide some idol called tiki so in conclusion its called tiki idol. lawl.. haha. but only Jin Jie noes where its hidden so we're all on a quest to find it lah. in the end, 1K and 1H found it but 1H dint get to keep it coz it was found by a PSL and its not allowed coz its supposed to be the students' job but they still got bonus points.

SO IN THE END...
1K got first, 1H got second, and 1D GOT THIRD! WOOHOOOO! AND WE DINT EVEN FIND THE TIKI IDOL. SHOWS HOW GOOD WE ARE! YAYS!

1D 1D, THE BEST THE BEST, 1D THE BEST, CHIGALAGAPIYAPIYA CHIGALAGAPIYAPIYA SWAT!

-Campfire night. Each class had to prepare an item to perform, but sadly it rained so 3 classes dint get to perform i think. My class was the last to perform at da campfire. the rest had to perform in the hall the following day. anyway we did some skit abt phua chu kang and tribes coz our item had to fit in wif the theme which was " Mission Impossible with the 'IM' slashed out. " during our practices in class it went well but sadly during the campfire the lights weren't good, so the narrators couldn't read their scripts properly and since they were saying the lines for us and not us saying individually, if they hesitate, so do we. and happily the script fluttered to the ground so delayed more and the whole thing was ruined but heck lah. so the day after campfire, the classes who dint perform got to perform and the SCs and the PSLs also performed. so all in all it was pretty cool. (not. LOL!)



Okay now i gtg i'll post abt the ASK lessons tmr. cya peeps!

Lurve,
Krist.