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and i think i'm boring, so if you're bored and you want to laugh at other boring people, welcome. but you don't necessarily have to tell me i'm boring though, *glances at tagboard*. sooooo, let's have a little talk about me.

shall post faithfully tomorrow

The Impossible Quiz

TRY IT!
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anyway. here's a snippet of my conver with meilin the retard:

♀chemistry gal says:
go city hall

♀chemistry gal says:
and i must eat somewhere

♀chemistry gal says:
hmmm

♀chemistry gal says:
lets see

♀chemistry gal says:
city hall has lots of delicious places

♀chemistry gal says:
like kristalynn

♀chemistry gal says:
and kristalynn

♀chemistry gal says:
and kristalynn

♀chemistry gal says:
dont they sound fantastic?

♀chemistry gal says:
i hear kristalynn sells the best food

♀chemistry gal says:
and kristalynn sels branded wallets

♀chemistry gal says:
and kristalynn sells quality apparel

♀chemistry gal says:
KRISTALYNN SOUNDS SOOO COOL

♀chemistry gal says:
i must goooo

♀chemistry gal says:
damn

♀chemistry gal says:
i look so sua gu
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ahahaha. i find simply 100% retarded.
anyway. here's to some of you guys out there (e.g: THE RETARD and PEANUT)
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thanks for being a great friend and showing me lotsa lotsa support ((:
yes retard i noe, don't take it to heart and stuff.
but i shall not praise peanut coz she'd rather watch videos than talk to me! ==
anyway.
thanks you guys.
can i say you mean the world to me?
maybe not only you two, but still.
THANK YOU.
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okays.
meilin says, "Pei Jia and Wen Jing are sneaky buggers."
i say, "Wonderful."
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♀chemistry gal says:
cause youre the Queen of information

♀chemistry gal says:
and pj is gossip princess

♀chemistry gal says:
im eavesdropping queen
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today went to marine parade and got myself anothe venti mocha frappucino.
OMG LAH.
i can't believe im actually getting tired of it.
shall try the other frap next time, some chocolate chip thingy.
saw lots of great clothings but mom said NO so im currently depressed and listening to depressing music and thinking depressing thoughts.
BUT
on a happier note:
i got myself a earring hanger!
BUT
on another depressing note:
it's temporarily out of stock so i have to wait.

SIGH.
it can hang up to 70 pairs of earrings! yay!
it's like huishan's, but only smaller.
$20 bucks! yay! so expensive! woohoo!
yeah.
lazy to post pictures. ^^

OKAY i got cca everyday except weekends with the exception of some saturdays from either 9-5 or 1230-5.



okays gtg bb peeps ((:

Sometimes, i feel as though i'm a passerby staring from the sidewalk, pitying you but actually not doing anything much about it.
Now that i think about it, that's pretty pathetic.
I'm not supposed to be part of the audience.
I'm supposed to be part of the crew, together with you.
That's why i feel so wrong.
Why can't i do anything?

I know that these things are hard to be covered over by words and words alone.
I pride myself on being a good friend.
Perhaps that's only true during the good times, huh?
Because when the winds blow and the storms brew, here i am floating among the foam while i see you sinking with the shipwreck.
But you know what?
I don't want to do that.

If you're gonna sink, so will i.
If you're gonna be a retard and slit yourself like tickle-me-emo does, well i'm not gonna slit myself together with you but i'll slap you left and right for doing that because tickle-me-emo freaks me out.
If you're gonna ignore me for the next twenty days, i'm gonna bother you until you ask me to shut up, so i know you're no longer ignoring me.
If you're gonna leave me alone in the dirt and elope with someone else, i'll seduce the guy so you have no choice but to come back to me.
If you're gonna cry your broken heart out, i'm gonna lend you my waterproof shoulder and stitch your heart back while you're busy sobbing.
If you're gonna sit there and think and think, i'm gonna sit there beside you and keep my damn mouth shut.

I know sometimes i'm not the best of your friends.
Sometimes i dunno what to say when you present me with things like this.
I'm afraid i'll say the wrong thing and hurt you more.
But this time, i feel that my silence will hurt you more instead.
I know the advice i've given you is kinda useless and someone can make it better for you instead.
But i just want you to know:

I'm sorry for not being there for you yesterday;
I'm sorry for giving you absolute downright shitty advice;
I'm sorry for making you feel so much worse;
I'm sorry for frustrating you the whole time;
I'm sorry for brushing you as though i can't be bothered;
I'm sorry for not telling you I LOVE YOU enough times;
I LOVE YOU!

I really treasure you lots.
So i just wanna tell you that no matter what happens, i'll be by your side forever and ever.
Although i may annoy the hell outta you, or maybe you feel i don't care, but bear in mind that i'm still watching from the sidewalk, sitting quietly by your side, your cute little kristalynn.
Don't laugh.
Yes, i'm serious.
Okays.
I'll be there for you 24/7, whether you want me there for you to talk to, or simply just to keep you company while you're pondering over snippets of life.
*HUGS!*

((:
& im not gonna tell you about this post.
&& i want you to discover this yourself.
&&& i'll be here for you;;
&&&& forever and ever.
&&&&& you add COLOURS to my boring ole' life. ((:

Thursday, October 25, 2007,9:25 PM | comment | 0 comment(s)

my dad told me just a few days ago on saturday in the morning to be careful of my dog, coz he's in heat. i asked him what he meant. my dad answered me in layman terms, like seriously layman: his dick is standing up.

okay people chill, don't try to imagine a dog's dick standing up 24/7, coz i can't imagine that either and i so do not wanna imagine that.

anyway. GOODBYE.

i've done my duty and updated the blog. ((:

cya all another time.

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OKAY LARH. did you guys think that i'd really ditch y'all with just a few sentences conveying the message that my dog is riled up for sex?

c'mon! am i that type?

ahahaha. maybe. NOT!
anywaaaaaaaaaaaaay. i've changed phone!

from first generation Nokia 6280 which vibrates damn loud to a Nokia 6500 Slide which is almost silent.

NOKIA 6280 ( original phone )

NOKIA 6500 SLIDE ( new phone )

Now i'm going to list you the advantages of a 6500 slide.

#1 SLIM.

#2 METALLIC.

Now i'm going to list you the disadvantages of a Nokia 6500 Classic.

#1 UNSLIDEABLE. (the brown one DUH.)

#2 NON-METALLIC.

See now? Must learn how to differentiate Nokia 6500 SLIDE and Nokia 6500 CLASSIC.

here are the features of the Nokia 6500 Slide:

General

Network
UMTS / GSM 850 / 900 / 1800 / 1900
Announced
2007, May
Status
Available

Size

Dimensions
96.5 x 46.5 x 16.4 mm
Weight
125 g

Display

Type
TFT, 16M colors
Size
240 x 320 pixels, 2.2 inches

Ringtones

Type
Polyphonic (64 channels), MP3
Customization
Download
Vibration
Yes

Memory

Phonebook
Yes
Call records
20 dialed, 20 received, 20 missed calls
Card slot
microSD (TransFlash), buy memory

- 20 MB user free internal memory

Data

GPRS
Class 11, 53.6 kbps
HSCSD
Yes
EDGE
Class 10, 236.8 kbps
3G
Yes, 384 kbps
WLAN
No
Bluetooth
Yes, v2.0 with A2DP
Infrared port
No
USB
Yes, microUSB

Features

Messaging
SMS, MMS, Email, Instant Messaging
Browser
WAP 2.0/xHTML, HTML (Opera mini)
Games
High Roller Casino, Golf Tour, Rally 3D, Snake 3* + downloadable, order now
Colors
Silver
Camera
3.15 MP, 2048x1536 pixels, Carl Zeiss optics, autofocus, video(VGA 15fps), flash; secondary QCIF videocall camera

- Stainless steel case- FM radio with RDS- Java MIDP 2.0- Push to talk- MP3/AAC/AAC+ player- T9- Calendar- Calculator - TV out- Built-in handsfree- Voice memo

Battery

Standard battery, Li-Ion (BP-5M)
Stand-by
Up to 310 h
Talk time
Up to 6 h

Disclaimer. We cannot guarantee that the information on this page is 100% correct.

Anyway. This is proof that the Nokia 6500 Slide is a GOOD phone!

and if you guys still don't believe me, here's a quote definitely NOT from me:

"...the design and construction of this moblie is top notch, the phone feels solid and the camera is brilliant with or without flash."

aha! see ((: TOLD YA THAT MY NEW PHONE IS GREAT! okay.

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uh huh. i think i haven't told ya all my *OUTSTANDING* results!

Here they are:

Language Arts - A1 GPA 4

Higher Chinese - C5 GPA 2

Mathematics - A2 GPA 3.5

Science( Bio & Chem ) - A1 GPA 4

Geography - A1 GPA 4

History - B4 GPA 2.5

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Average GPA: 3.33333333333333333333333333...

= 3.3 ((:

YEP! that's my goal^^ although you can't find it in my wishlist.

ohyeah, if you would, go to my wishlist and you can see the new phone striked out! =DD

EHEHEHEHEHEHE.

anw.

i'm not going INDIAAAAAAAA anymore T.T

mom says no plane tix =="

whatever lah.

super ultra pissed with her now.

so whatever.

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okay, gtg alr. dad's nagging. HAHAHA. first time hor. DADDY IS NAGGING! OHMYGAWSH. O.O! hahahahahahahah i sound retarded.

ohwells.

TAA DARLINGS. ((:

shall come back with a longer post about daily excursions!

E.G: ESCAPE! VIVO! JP!

buhbye!

Monday, October 22, 2007,10:33 PM | comment | 0 comment(s)

AIYAAAAAAAAA.
i wanted to post pictures of what happened today.
BUT BUT BUT.
blogger got problem MUAHAHAHHA so too bad you don't get to see them till tomorrow HOPEFULLY.
anw. tmr no drum T.T
postponed to dunno when.
andrea hasn't called me yet.
(BLEH!)
ahahah. OMG I CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY YELLOW AGAIN UHUHUHUHUHUHUU!
&&&&&
today i bought a VENTI MOCHA FRAPPUCINO! ((:
hugs <3s!>

Wednesday, October 17, 2007,11:04 PM | comment | 0 comment(s)

MY HALF DONE FLASH ((:

3:43 PM | comment | 0 comment(s)

The story of Tao Kae Noi, the seaweed.

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Once upon a long long long long long long long long long time ago, Tao Kae Noi the seaweed was born. But unfortunately, his mother, a spore, disappeared immediately after his birth. And as far as he could remember, he never had a father. So poor baby Tao Kae Noi had been on his own ever since the second he was born. Seaweeds might think that to even give birth to him was a huge mistake, but apparently it was not.

So he grew up among other orphaned seaweeds, in an orphanage known to the huge world of seaweeds as The Seaweed Orphanage. But alas, just about one month after Tao Kae Noi was admitted there, the algae missionaries from the Algae Dynasty came and took over the whole of Seaweed Dynasty. At that time, it was the Great Wave period, more commonly known to us humans as the sinking of the great ship Titanic. Waves upon waves fell upon the Seaweed Empire and swept away all their accumulated treasures and riches. Shortly after the algae missionaries invaded the Seaweed Empire, the infamous Algae Hitler bestowed a visit upon the Empire's vast lands. In doing so, he broke the peace agreement between the two dynasties and a gargantuan war broke out.

As i mentioned earlier, all of the Seaweed Dynasty's treasures, riches and wealth were all swept away, thus they had no resources for their army to use to fight back. In the end, Algae Hitler succeeded in conquering the Seaweed Empire, and the Seaweed Dynasty was no more.

So getting back to Tao Kae Noi, roughly one hour after the Seaweed Emperor surrendered to Algae Hitler, a crowd of Homo Sapiens rushed into the newly acquired lands of the Algae Empire. In a giant massacre, they killed all of the algae missionaries, as well as the evil Algae Hitler. But in doing so, they abducted the whole population of seaweeds, including the formidable Seaweed Emperor. He was no match at all, compared to them.

The alienated Homo Sapiens brought back the natives of the Seaweed Empire to their homeland, where more aliens roamed around. The seaweeds were then revealed to their fate. They were appalled. But they couldn't fight back, they were away from homeground. They were isolated in a foreign empire and they had no other allies other than the recently massacred Algae Empire. Thus, they had no choice but to resign themselves to their horrible fate.

The process which the seaweeds had to endure was called the Suntan. They were laid out on giant trays and put out under the giant ball of fire for days and days on end. Finally, all the seaweeds could not take it anymore, and one by one gave up their essence of life. The seaweeds died out, and soon, only Tao Kae Noi was left behind. Somehow or another, the Suntan did not affect him one bit. He actually enjoyed it. Under the consistent heat of the sun, Tao Kae Noi soon became crisp, and no longer the smooth, wavy and flowy being he once was.

The humans then collected him and his comrades. They threw out his comrades and burned them. Tao Kae Noi was devastated. But he ws packaged, unlike his fellow seaweeds, and sent to a warehouse. Desperate, Tao Kae Noi struggled and struggled and struggled. Finally, his efforts paid off. He escaped.

That day, he was sitting alone along a road, dejected, and mourning for his chaota friends.

Suddenly, a great beauty came along and chanced upon him. Curious, she stopped by and asked him what was wrong. He explained, and she nodded.

Feeling sorry for him, the beauty pondered over his problems. 'How can I help him?' she kept wondering.

Finally, she thought of something! "AHA!" she exclaimed.

And then proceeded to bestow a kiss upon Tao Kae Noi. Stunned, he froze.

After which, she sang a song of mourning for him.

Touched, he sang along with her.

In the end,he was so glad and grateful for the great beauty's help that he decided to give himself to her as a gift.

The great beauty then went off happily, together with Tao Kae Noi. He was happy now, he had found a new and caring friend - The Great Beauty.

THE END.

Monday, October 15, 2007,10:45 PM | comment | 0 comment(s)

EH OKAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

#1 CREDIBLE URL

#2 CHRISTIAN SKIN

YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

6:35 PM | comment | 0 comment(s)

OHMYGOSH, FINALLY I CAN SEE MY BLOG!
my mom upgraded my internet connection, and it comes with some bloody filter.
turned out that my blog + youtube fell under the "Adult" category, so i was unallowed to view it.
and i absolutely refused to blog until i could see it.
like, what's the use of blogging when you can't even read your own posts?
seems kinda retarded, i know.
that's why i didn't blog.

anyway. i'm planning to change my url and skin, so please keep an eye out for it!
and i seriously need help with my url, can't seem to think of anything nice.
actually i really liked this http://eternalstrangers.blogspot.com/, but too bad it's alr taken.
(notice how the above three sentences all start with an "a".)
CURRENTLY SOURCING FOR CHRISTIAN SKINS! ((:
but currently also to no avail T.T

so here's the deal.
#1 help me to think of a credible blog url
#2 continue to support my blog
#3 tag me
#4 hug me
and i'll UPDATE! ^^
hahaha kkays set ((:
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when sprinkled lightly with chocolate powder, it makes a gorgeous picture of coffee.
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it is just the thing everybody needs.
it, is a mocha frappuchino.
so what are you guys waiting for?
GO GET A MOCHA FRAPPUCHINO RIGHT NOW!
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okay i'm done with advertising tonight.
anyway, my sexymomma bought me two great new shirts today! ((:
LONG LIVE MY SEXYMOMMA!
and my sexydada flew to philippines this morning @ 9.
T.T sad huh.
but coming back on thursday.
&& not going church camp.
VERY SAD HUH.
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i'm trading my sorrows! ((:

ILOVEMYGOD,MYJESUS,MYHOLYSPIRIT!

TRINITY-THREEINONE
FATHER,SPIRIT,SON!

Sunday, October 14, 2007,10:01 PM | comment | 0 comment(s)

I AM SO SORRY FOR NOT BLOGGING I NOE AH SORRY WAIT UNTIL I FIND NEW SKIN KKAYS MUAHAHAHAH ((:

Wednesday, October 03, 2007,10:29 PM | comment | 0 comment(s)