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omg MAGGI HAS A RIVER OF MILK ewwwwwwwwww *waggles eyebrow*
Monday, April 28, 2008,10:40 PM |
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on hiatus till mid years are overrrr. D:
anyway. i know i said i'm on hiatus, but. this is a song for all to enjoy :D
maggi is a dinosaur who's huge big fat and uglyyyyyy, she eats cold rotten toenails and she farts and burps daily ! (:*sing to the tune of barney's opening theme* oh oh! maggi = magdelene lim yunyi
today we were crazye. we sat outside 2d and started singing random songs and screaming. and talked about stupid stuff, like really stupid stuff. hohohoho.
this is fun :D
i'm off to bed. friggin' tired no thanks to road village ._.
sylvia, zhijie and junkang are officially back from atlanta! :DD and with them, they bring SUPERB NEWS!
SINGAPORE HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN CROWNED WORLD CHAMPION OF THE INTERNATIONAL FIRST LEGO LEAGUE 2007 :D
i am like so proud of rvcc robo division (:
anyway. today was the yr4s' last cca session with us DD; coz they'll be going for the new cca auditions alr. and their new ccas are formed through votes, so the ccas with the most votes will be formed lah. comclub probably wouldn't be one of them ): and even if there's gonna be a comclub, the yr5s and yr6s will be in a different section from us alr. so no matter what, we're gonna be separated. very very very sad DD:
that's why we had PT today! and it was a entire club PT session, not just a division session. (:
we were supposed to run one round first, but we cheated and went straight to the tennis courts. played the usual; captain's ball and dodgeball. hahaha actually the juniors are super cute! especially kenneth and marvin. justin and natasha are super hiong. but magdalene, qianhui, and natasha are niceeeee :DD
righto. captain's ball was very fun! especially the second part w/o the yr3 & yr4 boys hahaha. seelianghui and gohserming joined our game :D hahahha seelianghui plays funny, he is super goofy can. and serming's well. like a stick. :D
it was very very very fun xD next, dodgeball. not say very fun, coz it's mainly the super hiong people playing. [e.g. yuheng, kiatpeng, edwin, malcolm, cornelius etc etc.]
let's skip to the gifts part (: upon reaching the com lab, meien and i were like chionging to the toilet. becauseeeeeee. we got mellu and yunfei to help us buy boxers at the last minute, since they were at vivo buying the cake alr. they got us a white pair, so the two of us had to design it with black permanent marker. the two of us were like jumping between designing the boxers and the cards, and everytime somebody came into the girls' toilet we'll like hide the stuff and freak out coz we're afraid sophia would come in :X
we took a super super superrrr long time ._.
done! and yunfei, melissa, shuyinn and lizhen were preparing the cake inside the inner room. then sylvia gave me presents she bought for me from atlanta!
a card from her (: the card is super cute!
I TOTALLY LOVE SYLVIA LAM CAN, SHE'S SO SWEET! guess what she bought me? . . . . . . .
AUTHENTIC HARD ROCK CAFE DRUMSTICKS, ALL THE WAY FROM ATLANTA! :DDDD
they're so beautiful can! they're so pretty i haven't even taken off the wrapper coz i can't bear to :X hahahahah!
I LOVE THEM AND I LOVE SYLVIA LAM :D even though she forgot to take off the price tag. & i gave her the spongebob plushie thingy. hahahah :D
then the presenting of farewell gifts to the yr4s! :D shuyinn is so broke now, she spent over a $100++ bucks for the cake, the gifts, etc etc. :X lianghui got a black tie with lime green polka dots? serming got a tomato. and a myuk pencil case! and more? sophia got this huge bearrrr! the rest not so sure le :X but ziwei and rachel and calvin chan weren't there.
then! cakeeee time (: we were like cheering and stuff in the comlab hahahha :D we sang like, birthday song is it? bilingually somemore. hahaha. then yr4s cut cake! until out of shape ==
THEN FINALLY. EXCHANGE OF GIFTS! :D we gave sophia her ultra belated birthday present, and she gave me my not-so-belated birthday present! yayee.
a very cute pouch (:
see different sides have different images! :D
then then then. farewell gifts for seelianghui, gohserming and sotongsophia! :D
this is what meien and i packed! (: seelianghui: one pad, one pantyliner, one mermaid barbie doll, and one pair of girly bookmarks. gohserming: three tampons, one barbie with a low cut american shirt, and one pair of girly bookmarks. sotongsophia: one pair of men's boxers personally designed by yours truly and meien, a pair of glam bra straps, and a bookmark that says Hot Pants to match the boxers.
HAHAHHA. it was so funny lah, the expressions on their faces. somemore seelianghui was being retarded with the lime green polka dotted tie. ahahha (: yuheng was like placing the boxers over sophia's head ._. and lianghui actually stuffed the pad and pantyliner into edwin's bag but he found it ):
so we were like fooling around in the comlab! :D hahaha and some small bits of cake fell onto the floor coz the cake was messy. so we brought it out, and jeffry was like feeding the yr4s cake. ewwww :X but the cake was super nice siaaaaaa :DD the strawberry's good good good (:
yeah today was damn fun manzxzxzxz. i totally love rivervalleycomputerclub. sigh.
i'm so gonna miss the crazy year4s (:
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P/S did i mention i got new elmo & cookiemonster flats? :D
don't mind the ugly black flats :D they're not mine. HAHAH.
Tuesday, April 22, 2008,10:20 PM |
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omgomgomg today was super funnnnnn :D
i set my alarm to 0730, coz i was supposed to head to peijia's house to watch the sound of music. but in the end was cancelled, so i lazed in bed pretending to be asleep while my phone alarm woke my parents up. :D
i finally got up at around 9++, then used the comp to go blog shopping ;D hahaha. and finally i got ready to go to the library to mug!
reached jrl at around 11. i headed to 2nd floor and saw an empty couch/table, but i decided to go to the 4th floor coz i was hoping to see xiaoai ;D hahaha. turned out no seats nada, and i saw cynthia from 2a, the SC. then went back down to 3rd and 2nd floor, no more space ): so i had to settle for some corner.
i found i had koped weikai's science mock paper, so i smsed him. he came to fetch it and like mugged with me for what, 15 minutes? and ditched me to go find his friends coz they had a table -_______- so continued studying by myself and smsing felili. then around 12++, weikai came back. coz his friends pangsehed him -.- asshole LOLOLOL.
finally felili came and we met her at long john. weikai treated me to lunch as my birthday present ._. selfish prick. lalala. finished up, weikai went to find yingwai and fel and i went to find our primary school friends.
went back to tiong, shopped around. then took 195 to teresa ville. THEN WE MET BABY DNA, BRENNA & JINGYI OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!! :DDD i missed baby dna like so much canzxzxzxz. then we went to see some of their classmates, and saw quite a few ex-rvpsians. saw kevin *eyebrows shake suggestively* he's like, ugly ._. lolololol. nobody can compare to my xiaoai (: and according to felili, her da ai ._. bleh.
they were at a birthday party which was supposed to start at 5, but we left at 5! and baby dna and jingyi came along. we ditched brenna coz she wanted to stay and eat the bbq and the cake == oh anyway saw one of their friends, like the perfect image of an ah lian. hair with purple streaks, red skinnies, tube top, black halter, necklace. i love her hair can! except the colour. but it's like, super nice lah! i don't care, i am so gonna dye my hair blue. baby dna scolded me, she says i'd better not turn into an ah lian. ._._._._.
we went back to tiong and shopped around somemore. then at around 6++ fel and jingyi went back. baby dna and i went shopping for my birthday present! we went to precious thoughts, and we got each other a necklace/ring thing. it's like a couple necklace or something, but the pendant is actually a ring. it's very nice (: i love my baby dna.
she came over to my house! and she raped me. coz i took some super unglam pictures of the pig, and she wanted to delete them. so in an attempt to steal my phone, she raped me. and coz i was wearing the necklace/ring thing, and black buton earrings, and we were like rolling around all over the bed screaming ._. the necklace broke! and so did my earring. sighhhhh. and by the way, baby dna is like a super pro engineer can! coz when the necklace broke, i lost a silver part. and she fixed it back with a silver staple! *applauds* woweeeeeee. she rocks my world! :D
we talked alot and shared songs and fooled around. and she left ))): but i love her loads! that bad girl :D hahahaha.
kay pictures! (:
baby dna and me ;DD
dumbass us.
the necklace/ring thing i was wearing!
we tried to form a heart shape, but my hand kept shaking the necklace/ring so we had to settle for this :D
see! our two necklaces/rings together (: BFFs forever! yayeee.
baby dna and me at the lift.
stupid womanzxzxz :D the chain around her hands is the necklace/ring thingy.
see! interlocked (:
aiya unglam lah. ._.
two of us again! act cute! :DD hahahaha. i love her to bits.
kay bonus picture: meet roundy (:
his neck is stretched so you can't see the bloatedness. he looks.. angry. ):
hahhaa. i love baby dna i love roundy i love xiaoai AHAHHAAH. silly old yunfei :DD
Saturday, April 19, 2008,11:01 PM |
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hahahah ;D so while i enjoy the last 1 hour and 47 minutes of 18th april, i shall blog and show you my presents (:
alrighty then.
wait lah, patience is a virtue. before i proceed, i wanna do a quiz that i koped from tseyin's blog ;D
35 Secrets About Yourself.(Be honest no matter what)
[one] Who was your last text from? HOUDINI RASPUTINI FELINI! ;D aka feliciatanweiping.
[two] Where was your background handphone picture taken at? uhm, in my grandma's home, roundy.
[three] Where was your computer background taken at? default, apple.
[four] What's your middle name? uh. talynn? LOL!
[five] Your current relationship status? single
[six] Does your crush(s) like you back? i don't think that's counted as a crush, more like obsession, HAHAH.
[seven] What is your current mood? happy, sniffly.
[eight] What's your mom's name? wong chuay khum
[nine] What color shirt are you wearing? black
[ten] What colour pants are you wearing? navy fbts
[eleven] What was the last thing you drank? eh. healthy water.
[twelve] If you could go back in time and change something, would you? yeah duh. hmm. not telling ;D
[thirteen] Have a crazy side? i give the longest duh you'll ever hear. DU-HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. -____-"
[fourteen] Ever had a near death experience? YAH. was crossing the road then this motorcyclist like zoomed past me and he brushed against my arm can. not my fault, coz it's the green man and he ain't blinking. i think coz the motorcycle brakes got problem or something, but hey. i know i'm sexy.
[fifteen] What do you do a lot? blogshopping ._. and shopping? spend money. HAHAH.
[sixteen] Angry at anyone? Not really, my birthday ma. must be magnanimous.
[seventeen] Do you wanna see somebody right now? YESSS. the guy i'm obsessing over. LOLOLOLOLOL. ;DD
[eighteen] Name someone with the same birthday as you? uhm, i don't know who but sophia's friend!
[nineteen] When was the last time you cried? yesterday night. that's why i had ugly eyelids today. ):
[twenty] Who would you do anything for? GOD! my family and friends!
[twentyone] Who is your idol? xiaoai. ;DD hhehehe.
[twentytwo] What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender? uhm, hair. and his looks lah.
[twentythree] What's the first thing you want the opposite gender to notice about you? my sexiness and gorgeous-ness. HAHAHA. ;D
[twentyfour] What do you usually order from starbucks? mocha frappucino ;D frequent starbuck-er.
[twentyfive] What's your biggest secret? xiaoai (:HAHHAHA. i feel so lameeee.
[twentyseven] Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows? OF COURSE! i love pokemon and teen titans! :D
[twentyeight] What are you eating or drinking at the moment? nothing, i am bloated from my tiramisu birthday cakeee. (: [twentynine] Do you speak any other language? angmoh english. AHHAHA. cantonese and mandarin. i know how to count to five in malay and i know how to greet and say thank you in thai! :D
[thirty] What's your favorite smell? the smell of my bolster :D
[thirtyone] What's you least favourite smell? cigarette smoke, exhaust fumes.
[thirtytwo] Describe your life in two words, what would it be? wonderfully perfect.
[thirtythree] Have you ever kissed in the rain? i wish manzxzxzxz. when it rains, i care more about my hair. ;D
[thirtyfour] Do you like the rain? yeah. i can play leaf racing.
[thirtyfive] What are you thinking about right now? xiaoai :DDD HAHAHAH. about roundy ): ~~~
okay okay. you despo little thingamajigs. here's my post lah. ._. right. so i went to school, saw yunfei right outside my class. talked to her, then walked into class, and fatbutt peijia and tracy like collided with me. so peijia got the first hug, tracy got second, and meilin got third! ;D HAHAHA.
then got my presents, 2e girls came to sing birthday song with me (: awww. received a very EXPLICIT present, courtesy of peijia, yunyi and pengfei ._. hahaha.
then during form teacher's period, coz today was raining, the class sang birthday song for me (: very touched leh leh leh. aww shucks manzxzxz *blushes* then lessons -______-"
recess! went down. i was complaining that i was super hungry and making lots of whiney noises hahaha. coz they kept walking around except to the canteen stalls. then suddenly they presented the mini-burger-ish-strawberry-cake! sorry but no pictures :X BUT DAMN NICE TO EATTT ;D hahahaha. they sang birthday song for me again (: i love my friends sia. hahaha! ;D couldn't find xiaoai. ):
then history. SIANZXZXZ. history assignment, i lost the worksheet so i didn't do. totally shouldn't have owned up sia! -.- first time this year my name gets recorded in the management diary on my birthday. win liao. LOL. ;D hahaha.
mrs look let us finish watching the crazy movie. 15 min left nia. very cliche. HAHAHA. dumbdumb ;D
-skip to cca- received present from lizhen & laogong yunfei ;D then went to lab 2 to continue xsite. next tuesday is the last cca for yr4s! ): so we're having pt. i hope it'll be memorable for us all. i'm really gonna miss cute sophia and stupid irritating woody. and stony seelianghui. hahahaha. closer to the yr4 excos. hmm.
then i had to wait super long to receive my other present from meien, mellu, yingho, chengyu, and yuching coz yingho and chengyu had napfa -____-" HAHAHA. but i loved it (: yay.
i ditched liguannan at the bus stop for the second time! LOL. i love 51, and i love God ;D
at night mom brought me to gwc and bought my tiramisu cakeee yumyum ;DD so here i am, blogging.
here are the pictures you desperate little beings! :D
my mom lighting up my candles!
sexy me posing ;D
left; from yongjie. noticed my name is spelt wrongly -.- right; from chinhong. mr bean. yay.
from lizhen and laogong yunfei! ;D
from cellgroup (:
sorry but i don't know who this is from coz no name left behind. if it's from you, tag me! ;D
from samuel and vanessa =.= i'll keep it till i get incontinence. :D
from sofia! ;D nicenice.
from silly tracy. hhahaha. ;D
from worship ministry! SUPER NICEE. from myuk leh! ;DD
from yiting. super pretty! ;D thank you yiting for admitting i'm sexy! ;D
from miriammmmmm (: yayeee.
from fatbutt teopeijia ;D very sweet leh!
see! never knew she could use her peabrain.. ;D
yes, this is my explicit gift from yunyi, peijia and pengfei == a complete bra&thong set in HOT PINK. just what i wanted. HAHAHA. ;D
from rae! card only.. hhahahah. ;D nvm. thanks! (:
the bag littered with post-it notes done by kohjiayu and maggielimyunyi ;D
the long shirt they gave me in the littered-with-post-it-notes-bag! ;D
from joyce! very nice leh ;D thanks!
from yili, kheehui and irene! (: thank youuuuuuu ;D
from kwongmeilin aka babyc (: THANK YOU LAH. scary eye :X HAHAH. ;D
the starbucks bag i've been craving damn badly! ;DD from meien, yuching, mellu, chengyu, and yingho! love you guys!
from fu guannan! ;D hahahah you scary person.
from my darling houdini rasputinini felini! ;D love you lots and thank you for being there for me! ;D
from gracecheah ;D
graciecheah aka pong grace ;D
==== that's all for now. a lot of people still owe me presents ah! ;D hahahaha. eh like very little liddat leh. hmmmmm. lalalala. okay lah. it's 4 more min till 19th of april. then it's shaun png's birthday. (:
happy 14th birthday to me!
but i still want xiaoai to give me a present! humph ): tomorrow imma studying at jrl i hope xiaoai goes there hahaha ;D
nites!
Friday, April 18, 2008,10:11 PM |
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MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 53 MINUTES' TIME (: omgomgomgomgomg.
stupid. JUST NOW. i was sitting in my kitchen using my mac. then suddenly this huge thing flew in and collided with the kitchen light. it was a huge mass of brown. it landed on the kitchen cabinet.. IT WAS A FLYING COCKROACH.
hahahahahhaa ._. i screamed. :D ahahhahahaahaaahahhhahahaha. must spice up the atmosphere ma. but like, the thing i'm most scared of are is a cockroach. KYAAAAH.
anyway. i'm so influential, i made weikai type this as his pm: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEAUTIFUL KRISTALYNN. tadah!
and i have 1111 emails in my inbox.
and i saw 11.11! ;D yay. everybody's waiting in anticipation for my birthday :D AHAHAHHAA. aww manzxzxzxz. i don't care, small love is still the best! *loves*
anyway. rmb i said i've got the sniffles. well now i've got a blocked nose and i can't smell ANYTHING! which means i can't taste anything either ): but it might be quite a good thing. like e.g, ytd i didn't have a blocked nose so i could smell. i went to the toilet, and i walked into a cubicle that stank of shit. then like, smelly lah.
then today. i had a blocked nose. then i shitted. like, i KNOW it's supposed to be smelly, but i can't smell it. so i hold my breath for like, nothing?! and when i breathe, i know it's supposed to stink but i smell, nothing?! ._. and a blocked nose could get me killed too. like i mentioned, there was a stupid !@#%^()_ flying cockroach right. then my mama sprayed baygon. i couldn't smell it. so i could be inhaling glue and baygon and cigarette smoke and shit-stench and not know. coz i can't smell.
it irks me! -_______- sianzxzxz. i did super badly for my maths test. 5 qns + 1 bonus, i only knew how to do 1. yes, one. pathetic yah ._. but i have faith in the Lord.
'Ask and you will receive.'
AMEN! ;DDD
i love my friends (: and small love is still the love i don't care lalalalalalalalalala!
Thursday, April 17, 2008,11:03 PM |
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it was a false alarm, roundy's all balloonish again. and now my voice sounds weird coz i've got the sniffles. )): sniffles + muscle aches = not a very good birthday! DDD:
hahahaha. alrighty. today had prayer meeting (: shared testimonies again. was really interesting. everybody's being protected by God, we have a protected back. BUT. it doesn't mean we're immune to spiritual attacks. so everybody keep praying kay! ;D
right-o. after prayer meeting, francis jiayu and i were talking in 2f. francis left at 4. then jiayu and i camped in the canteen. that woman was supposed to help me with maths but we ended up walking to the basketball court. and she made me pick up litter from the volleyball court =.= coz in the court there were two bottles. then she picked up one, i picked the other. then i came up with the idea of trying to shoot the bottles into the netball hoop thingy. HAHAHA was super fun ;DD like duh, i'm brilliant (:
afterwhich we took a detour and slacked! hahaha. didn't know jiayu was so crazaye. OH AND AND AND. she took my ez-link card == AND I HAD TO PAY 55cents FOR THE BUS RIDE, AND $1.30 FOR THE MRT TICKET THINGY. D:< bad bad bad jiayu. tsktsk. hahaha. ;D
im going off to bed now. nightie nights (:
it's 2 more days to my birthday!
Wednesday, April 16, 2008,10:22 PM |
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good news to all! ;D
roundy is getting better (: my gugu taught me to let roundy play around in water, and let him swim around. now his bloatedness habe subsided! ;DD i still wanna buy more terrapins though. hehehehe.
anyway.
BAD NEWS! i'm sick -.- and lijie caught me in class today for passing things around. because i was borrowing tissue from pengfei to blow my nose! ._. grawrh. and today bernard and i had this stupid rawring symphony thingamajig. LOL. ;DD damn funny.
today must be like one of my unlucky days manzxzxz. my NAPFA today, 1 more cm in standing broad jump and i could've gotten gold canzxzxz! ONE MORE STUPID CM. then after napfa when i went back to com lab my photoshop crashed. before i saved my newly created files. i was pissed.
then after we were dismissed, i missed 51 == hahahaha. but neverminddddd. (: today a lot of ppl ponned cca lah! especially sec3s. this proves how appalling and repelling leesunfei is. LOL. ;D sigh. yr2s still have like what, a year ++ more of c? tmd.
anyway. here are my napfa results -_________-"
Sit & reach - 39cm B Sit ups - 31 A IPU - 21 A Shuttle run - 11.8 C SBJ (tmd!) - 152cm D 2.4 km - 15.38 C ======================= silver 22?!?!?!
wah lao this year my results are like damn sucky can. my situps can do 31 alr miracle lo. coz that mrs yeowwwwww lah. make us do during pe. then my muscle aches from 2 weeks ago till now sia. then like, the minute i started doing sit ups alr damn pain pain pain :X cheers meilin for cheering me on ;DD HAHAHA.
then IPU is miracle, i did 21 alr super stunned. lololololololol.
SBJ CAN GO AND DIE FOR ALL I CARE MANZXZXZ.
shuttle run no friction sia, had to borrow meilin's shoes. then hers super big. too much friction. HAHAHA. ;D but anyway. tyvm meilin!! <3
sit & reach. the school's like using a new machine this year. a lot of people say it scams. like, yunyi could do what, 44cm last year, this year only 35cm. and cannot be her what, she's in dance and she stretches like super often. LOL. i got 39 can faintzxzxz le. HAHAH (:
2.4km........................ was pacing with peijia, stupid woman keeps claiming all the credit ._. LOL. hhahaha. no biggie manzxzxz.
AIYA. this year is lousy lah == whatever. HAHAHA.
it's 3 days to my birthday!
Tuesday, April 15, 2008,10:13 PM |
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hahaha. anyway. hi. i'm still sad over roundy. ):
Monday, April 14, 2008,10:55 PM |
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i feel so sad ):
i think i just about killed my terrapin roundy. you see. i started off with two terrapins, squary and roundy. then one fine day, squary died. )): so i started pampering roundy. and saturday, i decided to give roundy a bath. i scrubbed his little shell with a toothbrush, then washed him. then i scrubbed him with soap. dishwashing liquid, to be exact. then roundy started biting. but i ignored that. and in about one day.. ROUNDY BLOATED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now he's the size of a balloon. and everytime i touch him, he hides in his shell, and all i can see is bloated roundy skin. ))))))): i think he's dying! and it's all my fault lah. now i know why he suddenly started biting. i think it must have hurt manzxzxz. think of a slug with salt on it. ewwwww. :X
NO I DOWAN ROUNDY TO DIEEEEE. bloody hell, when i saw roundy bloated up, i cried -.- im so lonely ): first patchy went away. then squary died. then now roundy's dying.
))))): anybody knows how much an average terrapin costs? i wanna buy 5 and kill them all. LOL. nay kidding. i wanna play with them :D
i promise never to scrub terrapins with soap ever again. oh manzxzxz.
Dear God, Please heal Roundy. Although he's only a green terrapin, but Lord, he doesn't deserve to die of soap poisoning. )): In your most precious name, Amen.
sighhhhhhh. i'm sick. i've got a sore throat and a runny nose. at this rate my nose qualifies for track&field alr lo. AHAHAHAH i feel so lameeeeee. ._. ._. ._. it's 4 more days to my birthday! ;DDD
tmr the atlanta-ians are flying. flight's at 6.45 am. wanted to send them off. budden. my chauffeur is yuching's dad, and yuching's sick :XX yuchin get well soon<3! yayee.
[can't believed i cried when i saw roundy was swelled up like a balloon omgwtfbbqroundyballoon ._.]
Sunday, April 13, 2008,9:55 PM |
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A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls
;DDD *hinthint to all the guys out there*
today! was a fun day. but! i'm not gonna blog about it coz i don't feel like. hahaha. but anyhow.
here are the things i need to blog about: -museum trip -saturdaaayyyyy -that's all? LOL.
anyway. syl, zhijie, junkang, teotaiwei flying on tuesday morning. flight's at 6am, checking in at 4. meien and i want to send them off! sleep in class. :D DDD: 10 days in atlanta leh. and what, 3 days competition? DDDDDDDD: hahaha *jealous* byebye sylviaaaaa.
eh im very sleepy. i went to topshop at wisma today, tried on this pair of fantabulous red shorts and fell in love with it :D ahahhaha. i think it costs what, $76? LOL. anyway. 小爱 is cute! CUTER THAN YOUR 大老鼠!
HAAHAHA. ;D it's 11.11 (:
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Saturday, April 12, 2008,11:04 PM |
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i feel so lameeeeeeeeeeeeee!
i was looking through my blog archives, and then i saw this:
now for da second part of da post... u noe coz hs came to my hse just now, then we were eating dinner. then coz got one strand of hair.. then i was trying to pick it out. the following conver took place :
hs: wad u doing? k: trying to pick out my baobei guidan's hair. ( not mei en ) hs: turtle ben lai jiu mei you hair de wad. k: u noe where this hair come from? hs: where? k: *whispers* its from under my guidan's armpits u noe! *still whispering* hs laffs and give diaox look. hs: i also nvr see b4! k: plz lah! turtle hor is dun stretch hands out show u hair de lah! they is quietly keep their hands in... *dint say this but was using actions* hs laffs some more and i continue to try to pick the hair out.
==== omg lah! was i like that last year? sec1!!! kyaaah.
check out another one dated Saturday January 20th 2007. wah seh. === CHECK THIS ONE OUT MANZXZXZ ;DDDD (convo between jiehui and me)
blueblop says: smtimes i hav a crush on myself
blueblop says: jkin
blueblop says: i noe u do
blueblop says: hav a crush on urself
crumpler for 50bucks``]]- just waiting for it to stop right by me. // ; i'm not missing euu ; says: hmm
blueblop says: everyday tell ppl u dam chio
crumpler for 50bucks``]]- just waiting for it to stop right by me. // ; i'm not missing euu ; says: lemme consider that possibility
crumpler for 50bucks``]]- just waiting for it to stop right by me. // ; i'm not missing euu ; says: nah
blueblop says: ueeeellll
crumpler for 50bucks``]]- just waiting for it to stop right by me. // ; i'm not missing euu ; says: alot of my friends say i not that chio
crumpler for 50bucks``]]- just waiting for it to stop right by me. // ; i'm not missing euu ; says: just SUPER CUTE
crumpler for 50bucks``]]- just waiting for it to stop right by me. // ; i'm not missing euu ; says: =D
anyway. i used to be a super pro at flaming lah! how come now i've lost my ability! )): i can't flame and i come up with stupid stuff like earthlings and fugly-lings =.=
pity you. dun needa thank me. awww. i mean seriously. u wanna noe all your bad points and good points? okay i'll do a good deed and list them out. i'll start with the good so that you'll feel good. okay. here i go! your good point is that.. YOU HAVE NO GOOD POINTS. isn't that good? okay. now to move on to your bad points. here they are : -fugly -backstabber -irresponsible -hateful -mean -bitchy -selfish -acbc -acbc -think u so smart -think u so kind -think u so sweet -think u so nice -think u so caring -think u so thoughtful -yeah thoughtful coz u keep thinking how good u are -like to flame ppl -is like shit but thinks you aren't -showoff -sucker -loves to suck up to ppl -no shame -downright flirtatious -likes to laugh at things which are not funny -so in the end pisses everyone off -thinks you're so lovable -likes to laugh at people -makes people feel bad -act seh bui seh -act smart bui smart -everything abt you sucks but think it's the best -think your blog so BEEYOOTIIFOO when my dog's shit is nicer -so super childish even more childish than my friend's baby hamster -unable to open up towards society -thinks SEX is a dirty topic to talk about which is totally lame coz in the end you'll probably end up the FIRST having underage SEX SEX SEX -make up stupid jokes which nobody laughs at but yet laughs at it for years and years to come -acts humble but actually is PROUDASS -can't speak properly when everybody is totally serious -ends up making yourself look dumb -extremely KAYPOH -loves to irritate people -want herself to become the goodest of goodies when it is the disgustingest of digusters okay i shall stop here in case u start to cry. aww. and then u will flood the whole world so im being kind by saving the billions of lives out there. =) but actually, ur bad points are INFINITE. haix. i think i will stop around here. i leave u with some last words. YOU !@#$%^&*() BITCH!
*i changed a few stuff. too explicit for my blog, LOL.* ===
hahahaha.
diu lian :XXX
looking thru archives is fun. was laughing at yunyi's ytd. LOL.
Wednesday, April 09, 2008,10:58 PM |
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hello, earthlings.
today i bring about bad news. i have received notice of a small, teeny weeny little ugly fry landing on our precious planet. this is a very bad thing. she stinks and since we are anti-smelly, we have to attack! everybody please prepare your baboons and when i give command, immediately turn your baboons around! our atmosphere can do with more methane. (nah i'm kidding here ._.) we must kill her!
she will bring harm to our species and she will try and overthrow us with overpowering stinkiness! she takes up excess space and if she brings her fugly-lings with her she will waste more space! and ATTENTION: remember to plug your ears! SHE SHRIEKS. BE CAREFUL!!!
this is for your own good. please heed my advice, as we fellow earthlings stand together. when one of our fellow earthling gets attack, we will AVENGE our fellow earthling! say no to fugly-lings!
let me list you why we shouldn't support her: 1. she is a fugly-ling! 2. she shrieks! 3. she stinks! 4. she wastes space! 5. she may overthrow us! 6. she is a complete ohmygoswhaddaheckbeebeequeuelameshitbitchthingamajig! 7. she bullies fellow earthlings! 8. she is a complete retard! 9. she sucks bigtime! 10. she is a twit and is acbc in all POVs!
in other words; SHE IS A FUGLY-LING.
that is why we shouldn't support her. after all, she may suppress us with her royally big ass. beware! everybody flee now and get ready your baboon butts.
headache is killing me imma speaking intelligibly i want to go sleep imma going to bed after blogging this thing out im not happy coz many things happened im emo have to watch nigahigas how to be emo kyahh im printing out lyrics for aslyns thats when i love you i think her song is very nice saw chinhong today at a random bus stop as i was taking 51 stuck my tongue out at him lol very tired sleep imma going to bed now byebye
Tuesday, April 08, 2008,9:30 PM |
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read this. i cried. and i'm not afraid to admit it.
A TEENAGER'S VIEW OF HEAVEN 17-year-old Brian Moore had only a short time to write something for a class. The subject was what Heaven was like. 'I wowed 'em,' he later told his father, Bruce. 'It's a killer. It's the bomb. It's the best thing I ever wrote..' It also was the last.
Brian Moore died May 27, 1997, the day after Memorial Day. He was driving home from a friend's house when his car went off Bulen-Pierce Road in Pickaway County and struck a utility pole. He emerged from the wreck unharmed but stepped on a downed power line and was electrocuted.
The Moores framed a copy of Brian's essay and hung it among the family portraits in the living room. 'I think God used him to make a point. I think we were meant to find it and make something out of it,' Mrs. Moore said of the essay. She and her husband want to share their son's vision of life after death. 'I'm happy for Brian. I know he's in heaven. I know I'll see him.'
Brian's Essay: The Room...
In that place between wakefulness and dreams, I found myself in the room. There were no distinguishing features except for the one wall covered with small index card files. They were like the ones in libraries that list titles by author or subject in alphabetical order. But these files, which stretched from floor to ceiling and seemingly endless in either direction, had very different headings. As I drew near the wall of files, the first to catch my attention was one that read 'Girls I have liked.' I opened it and began flipping through the cards. I quickly shut it, shocked to realize that I recognized the names written on each one. And then without being told, I knew exactly where I was.
This lifeless room with its small files was a crude catalog system for my life. Here were written the actions of my every moment, big and small, in a detail my memory couldn't match. A sense of wonder and curiosity, coupled with horror, stirred within me as I began randomly opening files and exploring their content. Some brought joy and sweet memories; others a sense of shame and regret so intense that I would look over my shoulder to see if anyone was watching.
A file named 'Friends' was next to one marked 'Friends I have betrayed.' The titles ranged from the mundane to the outright weird 'Books I Have Read,' 'Lies I Have Told,' 'Comfort I have Given,' 'Jokes I Have Laughed at .' Some were almost hilarious in their exactness: 'Things I've yelled at my brothers.' Others I couldn't laugh at: 'Things I Have Done in My Anger', 'Things I Have Muttered Under My Breath at My Parents.' I never ceased to be surprised by the contents.
Often there were many more cards than I expected. Sometimes fewer than I hoped. I was overwhelmed by the sheer volume of the life I had lived. Could it be possible that I had the time in my years to fill each of these thousands or even millions of cards? But each card confirmed this truth. Each was written in my own handwriting. Each signed with my signature.
When I pulled out the file marked 'TV Shows I have watched', I realized the files grew to contain their contents. The cards were packed tightly, and yet after two or three yards, I hadn't found the end of the file. I shut it, shamed, not so much by the quality of shows but more by the vast time I knew that file represented.
When I came to a file marked 'Lustful Thoughts,' I felt a chill run through my body. I pulled the file out only an inch, not willing to test its size and drew out a card. I shuddered at its detailed content.
I felt sick to think that such a moment had been recorded. An almost animal rage broke on me. One thought dominated my mind: No one must ever see these cards! No one must ever see this room! I have to destroy them!' In insane frenzy I yanked the file out. Its size didn't matter now. I had to empty it and burn the cards. But as I took it at one end and began pounding it on the floor, I could not dislodge a single card. I became desperate and pulled out a card, only to find it as strong as steel when I tried to tear it.
Defeated and utterly helpless, I returned the file to its slot. Leaning my forehead against the wall, I let out a long, self-pitying sigh.
And then I saw it.. The title bore 'People I Have Shared the Gospel With.' The handle was brighter than those around it,seemed newer, almost unused. I pulled on its handle and a small box not more than three inches long fell into my hands. I could count the cards it contained on one hand.
And then the tears came. I began to weep. Sobs so deep that they hurt. They started in my stomach and shook through me. I fell on my knees and cried. I cried out of shame, from the overwhelming shame of it all. The rows of file shelves swirled in my tear-filled eyes. No one must ever, ever know of this room. I must lock it up and hide the key. But then as I pushed away the tears, I saw Him.
No, please not Him. Not here. Oh, anyone but Jesus. I watched helplessly as He began to open the files and read the cards. I couldn't bear to watch His response. And in the moments I could bring myself to look at His face, I saw a sorrow deeper than my own.
He seemed to intuitively go to the worst boxes. Why did He have to read every one? Finally He turned and looked at me from across the room. He looked at me with pity in His eyes. But this was a pity that didn't anger me. I dropped my head, covered my face with my hands and began to cry again. He walked over and put His arm around me. He could have said so many things. But He didn't say a word. He just cried with me.
Then He got up and walked back to the wall of files. Starting at one end of the room, He took out a file and, one by one, began to sign His name over mine on each card. 'No!' I shouted rushing to Him. All I could find to say was 'No, no,' as I pulled the card from Him. His name shouldn't be on these cards. But there it was, written in red so rich, so dark, so alive. The name of Jesus covered mine. It was written with His blood. He gently took the card back. He smiled a sad smile and began to sign the cards. I don't think I'll ever understand how He did it so quickly, but the next instant it seemed I heard Him close the last file and walk back to my side.
He placed His hand on my shoulder and said, 'It is finished.' I stood up, and He led me out of the room. There was no lock on its door. There were still cards to be written.
'I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.' -Phil. 4:13
'For God so loved the world that He gave His only son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life.'
If you feel the same way forward it so the love of Jesus will touch their lives also. My 'People I shared the gospel with' file just got bigger, how about yours?
Monday, April 07, 2008,10:44 PM |
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okay lah. i admit i'm wrong alright? she may be nice fine fine. OKAY she IS nice, it's only that i don't know anything as of YET. so if i do happen to find out, good. if i don't happen to find out, good. lalalala. OKAY OKAY! i shall not hate her, we don't hate each other. bitch is as bad a word as stupid is, so i shall not use it randomly and recklessly and thoughtlessly as it may hurt someone who MAY be nice's feelings. so i shall spare a few thoughts here and there for people who may be nice. we can be good friends! i love you, you love me. OKAY! i'm sorry. :X
[thanks to felicia tan weiping, i'm addicted to pokey pocky now. y'know, the one by glico. :D ehehehhee.]
humph. i'm friggin' (let me insert a cliche word here), upset.
don't ask why, it's kinda complicated. unless you happen to sit beside me like bernard does. then i'll tell you during chinese ;DD hahahha.
anyway. ya lah ya lah. i am wroooooooooooooooong. wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong damn bloody friggin' wrong!
o.o maybe i should go watch niga higa's how to be a gangster. who knows, in about 5 years' time i'll be the next gambling queen just like zoe tay AHHAHAHAHA! and all those people who used to hate me will ENVY me and look at me with adoration! yay!
Sunday, April 06, 2008,10:52 PM |
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i can now officially say i completely dislike, detest, disfavour, despise, deplore, disapprove, loathe, abhor, scorn, disrelish, and am totally disgusted by that sec 1 chorale member's blog.
it is so ultra superficial. i mean. being flamed is a common thing. it's not like she's the first to be flamed. but like. forgive my misuse of the word gay, but. THE WAY SHE SCOLDS THE FLAMERS IS DAMN BLOODY GAY GAY GAY! {due to fact that i can't think of a better word o_____o}
i can bitch about someone without a single use of the icucicu word. why is it cool to bitch about someone with a icucicu in every sentence? well it's not.
so you know what? i'm gonna bitch about her without using a single icucicu word.
first off, i hate twits. secondly, she flamed my twin HWEELING and my fellow christian KASEY. okay lah, i'll be understanding. i don't have a legitimate ( this word stuck in my head since i was doing my history ) reason to dislike her. but honestly. i have this reeeeeaaaaaal bad feeling about her ;DD HAHAHA.
aiya. she's so mean. she flames people out loud. yah lah so do i, but i don't state names. nuh-uh, i don't. UP TILL NOW, WHO AM I TALKING ABOUT? see i didn't state. and she spams her flames with vulgarities =.= like that's gonna make a difference. profound words make so much more of an impact. instead of scolding ppl knnb cb icucicu whatever, use reeeeaaaaaal english words lah c'mon.
i'll give you an example! ;D {treat her as /} it's not gonna be mean coz i don't even know her, but ohwell. :X
/, you.are.such.a.friggin'.boring.twit. WM manzxzxz. you try and use acerbity on others, but 99.9% of the time you don't understand the words used on you. you try and portray an image of a person whom everybody likes and wants to be, but apparently it's all an illusion, you're just deluding yourself. self denial is not a good thing; it's not something once should be proud of. face facts, face life, face yourself.
{thinking of what else to write.. currently braindead.}
aiya. will write more when i think of somemore. i really shouldn't be blogging at a time like this.
oh wait.
today for art we went to the National Singapore Museum! it's really really really really cool i tell ya. plus it was complimentary ;DD HAHAHHA. but whatever. i took like 100++ pictures and will upload them soon. when i'm free that is.
we were supposed to sketch 5 artifacts but i spent most of my time there taking photos. i really should delve into photography. maybe next time when you see me on a magazine it'll go something like this: THE WORLD'S BEST PHOTOGRAPHER KRISTALYNN HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN DEEMED AS THE WORLD'S SEXIEST FEMALE TOO!
ahahhahahahahahaha dream on manzxzxz ;DD LOL. i really should get to replying my tags. can someone teach me how to do blockquotes. i'm such a failure T.T
anyhow. THINGS TO DO: c homework science review revise maths do geography more to come
{Trust in the Lord, lean not on your own understanding, in all your ways, acknowledge Him, He'll make your paths straight.}
P/S nay my vocabulary ain't that good. credits to thesaurus! (:
yay. i spent a whole day at home today staring at me beloved M&M's chocs with peanuts. then i opened it and took one and went to read my book. fell asleep. woke up and found ANTS inside my packet of beloved. WAS SUPREMELY UNHAPPY.
CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT THOSE BLASTED ANTS COULD HAVE DONE TO MY BELOVEDS? i don't know, steal their colouring. then my blue beloveds won't be blue anymore.. )): and CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT THEY COULD HAVE BEEN DOING AMONG MY BELOVEDS? like, mating?!?!?!?! in layman terms, doing it.
[i don't want to type it out in case some of you choke on your food. after all i'm blogging during dinnertime. i mean the conservative ones. hey i'm conservative! ;D]
i don't want them to spray eggs all over my beloveds! coz if they do i'll have ants mating in my stomach after they're born and all. as in, after i've eaten my beloved. then i'll shit out ants. DEAD ANTS WHO WERE MATING. well at least until they got shitted out.
okay back to the subject at hand. NOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT ANTS NEAR MY BELOVED M&M'S! so i poured all the chocs out into a bowl, and took another empty bowl, and carefully wiped each m&m clean with beautex 2 ply tissue (:
yay. so i can safely be assured that i won't be shitting out ants anytime soon. yay me! ;DDD muahahaha.
i am like, famous! i am on a magazine! ;DDDD MAHAHAHA.
kay finally it's the blessed weekend (: and i can finally blog.
there are a few things i want to touch on. ==== it was a fine sunny day when maggie peijia tracy and i went down for recess. it was the oh-so-wonderful april fool's. as a trick, i wanted to bluff them and tell them that my soya bean milk is expired, using another code instead of the best before one. the code that i wanted to trick them with went something like this: 11.09.093 aiya something like that lah. then i told them it expired in '93. as usual, they didn't fall for it ==
but!
silly oh maggie made a HUGE discovery. coz we were all laming around and hence laughing at NIL, she was busy scrutinising my soya bean milk thingy for like, NIL reason? and then she told me, "eh this thing expired in like '05 leh."
then we all laughed some more. yes at her. i took the thingy and then looked at the dates.
yes it expired in 2005. I WAS LIKE, oh my shit. but yes it's confirmed that it supposedly expired in 2005. i don't care, from now onwards i'm so buying my drinks from the aunties' drink stall and not the uncle's. i will only buy his guotie. (:
next up!
today was FUN MANZXZXZXZ. after recess, when we were going up that time, i don't know how but i ended up fighting with peijia. then i chased her from first floor to our classroom. and it ended with a waterfight! it was super fun sia!!! we were like spraying each other until like ki siao liddat. then that weikai also joined in == hahahhaa. then i don't know who sprayed water onto the front part of my pinafore! and stupid peijia sprayed water straight into my mouth sia. stupid -.- and i like sprayed water all over her hair and stuff. ahahhaa. yay ;D
AND WE HAD PT FOR CCA! not the whole club mind you, only web/multi!
woohoo manzxz~ here's what we did:
-ran two rounds [stupid gohserming keep making us chiong] -played captain's ball! ;D -played dodgeball! ;D -rained so went to sec1 classes 1B and 1C to play classroom games like SPLAT and the bumping chairs and butts thingy! (((: -we were split into 4 groups, so for the classroom games grp 1&3 and 2&4 were in different rooms. 1&3 with gohserming, 2&4 with sophia! then the gohserming class wanted to stay and play polar bear (-.-) and the sophia class, which is also me coz i'm grp 2, went down to play captain's ball and dodgeball somemore!
SOPHIA IS THE LOVE MANZXZXZXZ ahahhaha ;D then after that went back up to com lab and got dismissed.
everybody left leh! left only meien and me -__- coz we had to wait till our parents come for the ptm. was super sian. i was eating the pizza from the aunties' drink stall while meien was stoning.
{shh.. you know there's this basketballer from 2f, his name is yuceng or something. he very flirt leh! he walked past us to this table of girls and sat with them for like super long lah! meien and i were o__________o.}
kay. then for ptm, my mom was supposed to meet mrs goh and ms wong. omgwtfbbq sia! in front of mrs goh she talk crap about my presentation practices at home, and in front of miss wong she talk about me not practicing MATHS at home. like, MATHS LEH. *slaps self*
hohoho, did i mention i wrote 2 sentences for mrs look's reader response question which required 200 words? was happy that i got away with it, until she started walking around checking everybody's work coz stupid wenjing and minghao didn't do their work. so i ended up in the circle of shameeeeeeee!
oh btw, 18TH APRIL IS COMING UP! ;DDDDDD you know i'm like so lucky. coz my napfa is on a tuesday, which is the 15th. which means im gonna take the 13 yrs old one. if it so happens that i'm in one of the end classes, i'll be taking it on a friday, which is the 18th, which means i'll take the 14 yrs old one. SO HENG SIA ;DDDDD i so totally love myself. *caresses slapped cheek* ==== was damn friggin' sleep the whole day. and i don't know why i'm blogging this at 11.52 pm when i'm still in a state of complete dead-ed. whatever, you get my point. anyhow. you guys know i'm like moving house this month right? probably in the 3rd week of april, which means it's the week after my birthday which means it's two weeks from now. yup so after the ptm my mom and i went to the new house and i found out that my wardrobe is DAMN HUGEEEEEEE. so huge it's gargantuan and can fit gazillions of stupid ants. {i don't care, ants are stupid, they are all over my current house and bites me!} the wardrobe takes up 1/3 of my pitiful space, and the other 1/3 is taken up by the coming bed, and out of the remaining 1/3, 4/6 is taken up by the long window table. so i'm left with 2/6 to roll around on the floor.
but my drumset is so pretty! yay. i took a picture with it.
and since i was wearing school shoes, i didn't want to take them off to enter the house as i was too lazy and sleepy to want to retie my shoelaces. so i was waiting outside.. and the constructor kept walking in and out of the gate, so often that i noticed that growing from the giant mole on his left cheek were like, 10++ strands of white hair which were probably about what, 6 cm long?
i did not count them alright. it's an estimation, c'mon. ;D but still. === actually i wanted to do my C homework tonight. it's bloody due on sunday. sigh ): tomorrow morning i'm making a trip to rv just to drop off my stupid baozhang baodao which i'm going to do tmr morning before i go school. then i'm gonna take the mrt home and go to tiong bahru plaza and buy peach ice blended before going to my new house there the convenience shops to buy conditioner and facial wash because my grandmama have kept all my spares in the cardboard boxes and have forgotten which one they're in. perhaps i may grab a shihlin lunch. ;D
muahaha. so sleeeeeeepy!
oh yah. i like elva hsiao's 他和她的故事. it's super nice. here it is:
it's hightime to update my imeem list. hahhaha. (: ==== i spent the whole of last night trying to memorise my stupid physics presentation script and it all went to waste and i ended up in mrs look's circle of shameeeeeeeeeeeee. tsktsktsk.
and i stayed up to pia thinkquest. I AM DEAD ON MY BLOODY FEET. oh man. i think i'm gonna end up like leexin. headaches are oh-so-often nowadays.
anyhow. thinkquest physics presentation
C HOMEWORK LOADS OF BULLSHIT ==== okay let me rant a little here. you know. it's kinda confirmed that i'll never see patchy again. because the guy i gave patchy to GAVE HIM AWAY AGAIN to a little girl or something. i find it such a bastardly act. and you know why he gave patchy away? coz he barked too much. such an asshole. when i first found out about it i was so damn friggin' pissed i can't explain it through words. yes duh i reflected again.
it's natural to get angry at him. it's natural to feel that he is a piece of shitface because he did that to Patchy and he didn't tell us he did that. but i have to forgive and forget. it's not like he wanted to give him away, i understand that sometimes patchy really does bark so much. furthermore, if i were to hate him, then God hates me too. patchy is his creation, and yet i gave him away. okay technically not me but whatever. same concept. so yes, i hate him, God hates me. but God forgave me. so i forgive him.
but sometimes i really miss him so much. i expect to see his retarded face so often that i get disappointed so badly when he fails to show. and it's always at the wrong damn time whenever i think of him.
i'll never get to see him again, that's for sure.
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