then right. after lunch her parents sent us to orchard rd and then we went our different ways. so we rushed to buy the beautiful crumpler. AND AND AND at the shop. this was what happened:
coz b4 that day i already went wif two of my friends to the crumpler shop b4 to choose which one i wanted. then when i walked into the shop, i saw this guy holding MY PRECIOUS CHOSEN CRUMPLER + another blue de. then this conver took place :
me: omgomgomg he's holding the crumpler i wan!
her: harh.. if he buys the one u wan then no stock ler leiis.
me: HARH!! u sure not??
her: i dunno lah.. but that time my this crumpler i buy that time is the last one..
me: HARH HARH HARH!!! i hope he puts back the one i wan and buys the blue one..
and then rite. the guy put back the BLUE ONE and took MINE! T.T butbutbutbut! because i kept "huhing" to my friend, she was like, "why don't u try asking?" then i was like, OKAY!
and so i asked. and so it turns out that there WAS STOCK! yays! and then when i saw the new crumpler, i was like SO HAPPY n kept on mumbling stuff which my friend dint understand. and she kept on saying, i don't know u then i still kept on mumbling. HAHA. then while paying at the cashier the NICE NICE XIAO JIE gave me a cutesy little crumpler matchbox wif cutesy little crumpler matchsticks inside. =D supposedly costs 1 dollar but she gave it to me FOC. coz she said i looked like a diehard crumpler fan. in other words, hardcore fan of crumpler. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. <3>
and so after i bought my crumpler, my friend and i siamed to a quiet little scary spooky stairwell. to do.. u noe what. HAHAHAHA to CHANGE MY BAG LAH DUH! dun xiang wai wai. soooooooooo.. i changed my little cutesy handbag into the INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL CRUMPLER and stuffed my little cutesy handbag into the INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL CRUMPLER. =D and so my friend and i stalked out of the stairwell carrying our crumplers proudly WOOTS.
anyways. to move on. then i went home from orchard myself. took da MRT. then coz i needed to change train at raffles, i took the train to raffles. like duh. LOL. then on the train got this group of guys ( i think got 5 of them ) then at least 3 got crumplers. WOOT! felt so proud to be wearing one too! hahas. then at raffles while waiting for the train to bring me back to tiong bahru, got this auntie came up to me and this conver took place : ( for those who dont understand cheena & cantonese im here to translate! )
auntie: gan cai na xie nan sheng you ni yi yang de bag dui ma? ( just now those guys had the same bag as you right?
me: er.. dui. ( er.. right. )
auntie: ni zhe ge bag shi she me brand de har? ( what is your bag's brand? )
me: orh.. shi crumpler. ( oh, it's crumpler. )
auntie: orh. hui bu hui hen gui? ( oh. is it very expensive? )
me: umm.. man gui de lah. bai duo kuai. ( umm.. quite. a hundred over dollars. )
auntie: wahh.. shi man gui de worr. ( wah.. it's quite expensive! )
then she turned to her friend and said in cantonese :
auntie: hou lang hor? ( very pretty rite? )
friend: hai lor hai lor! ( ya lor ya lor! )
hahahahaha. the end of conver. see? even aunties noe how to appreciate my taste. CRUMPLER ROCKS!
oh ya b4 i continue, while blogging this post im toking to jh. and he wrote this. so im here to spread it to the whole world, my friends.
blueblop says:
一天晚上， 两人上床， 三更半夜， 四脚朝天， 五子乱摸，溜来溜去， 七上八下， 爸爸看见， 久久一次， 十分爽快。
okay now back to my topic. and and and and and. at orchard. my precious precious precious darling crumpler got WET coz of the darned DRIZZLE while crossing the road from paragon to takashimaya. HAIX.
okay. now. i forgot what i wanted to post about. hmm.. oh yeah. church. and WAITT. before i continue, here's some more little msgs between jh and me.
blueblop says:
smtimes i hav a crush on myself
blueblop says:
jkin
blueblop says:
i noe u do
blueblop says:
hav a crush on urself
crumpler for 50bucks``]]- just waiting for it to stop right by me. // ; i'm not missing euu ; says:
hmm
blueblop says:
everyday tell ppl u dam chio
crumpler for 50bucks``]]- just waiting for it to stop right by me. // ; i'm not missing euu ; says:
lemme consider that possibility
crumpler for 50bucks``]]- just waiting for it to stop right by me. // ; i'm not missing euu ; says:
nah
blueblop says:
ueeeellll
crumpler for 50bucks``]]- just waiting for it to stop right by me. // ; i'm not missing euu ; says:
alot of my friends say i not that chio
crumpler for 50bucks``]]- just waiting for it to stop right by me. // ; i'm not missing euu ; says:
just SUPER CUTE
crumpler for 50bucks``]]- just waiting for it to stop right by me. // ; i'm not missing euu ; says:
=D
blueblop says:
*puked*
okay. back to the point. hahas. oh yeah. church. TODAY IS RINNAH'S BIRTHDAY!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY RINNISH!
i totally remembered it was her birthday while i was brushing my teeth at like 8.43 am. then i told my mom and i rushed her to wrap a present for rinnah. and u noe what. my mom wrapped up FRAGRANCE CONES for her. omfg. no. BUT. yes. she did just that. and i was like, aiya just give lor. but then when i reached church rite, and i got rinnish's present, i was like so SUPER TOUCHED coz she noes i absolutely heehee ADORE horses and she gave me a.. horse head to put my hp in. BUT BUT BUT it's the thought that counts and i think it's cutesy. to match my little matchbox wif my little matchsticks. hahahaha. tyty and love u lots, rinnah. ^^ then after service auntie litzer who is rinnah's mom gave me another present which was a OP WALLET OMG. they're so nice CAN CAN CAN!! then i give her FRAGRANCE CONES?! those cones are like those u buy in thailand the jaktujak market. u noe. yeah those. so PAISEH lor. i was so touched by their gifts. AND DEAR OLD OLEANDER forgot to bring my present. AND SO DID DEAR OLD GRACE CHEAH. haix. oh yea. AND SO DID DEAR OLD SHERMAINE AND SO DID DEAR OLD CHRISTINE. omg i think rinnah's the only one who gave me a present. oh nooooooo. but i brought my HONEYY along ( my crumpler ) and showed them all!! hahahaha. and they call me a showoff. BAH. hehe. ok back to the topic. then i was arguing wif my mom over rinnah's present in the car and i used my christmas gift as an example. coz my aunt gave me a DOG TOY for MY christmas gift last year and i was so bloody pissed. i mean it's supposed to be MY present and u gimme a DOG TOY? in other words ure giving my DOG a gift indirectly and NOT GIVING ME ANY. then obviously rinnish has no use for the cones so she'll hafta give her mom ( obviously not her sis or dad DUH ) and so the christmas gift principle applies to her too. my mom is indirectly giving her mom a gift and not giving her anything. so in other words, rinnah dint get a b'day gift! and i was like arguing and arguing until mu mom was like, okay okay next week we give her another gift okay? then i was happy! yay me.
rinnish, thank m0ii. xD
okay i guess that's all for church. oh yeah. oleander and i also took some vids in church today so if u wanna watch it come find me. hahas.
now to art class. hmm.. nothing much to talk about i guess. except that andre lee found out how expensive wei xiao pasta is, and i told him to go bang wall, and he said he already did, what a retard LOL. hahahahahaha. and meien stil hasn't paid me ten bucks yet for my HONEYY crumpler. i dint bring it to art coz i was afraid that some paint may smudge onto it. so i brought my shoe bag as usual. hahas. hmmm. so i finished my painting and it looked horrible as usual yet again... okay seriously nothing much happened in art class lor. oh yeah alot of ppl dropped their palettes + boards + art pieces. and this guy called terence spilled his F & N grape juice ( canned drink ) all over the floor so now the floor is totally sticky and not nice to step on. hehe. then another guy spilled his water container i think so lao shi had a hard time cleaning it all up. poor lao shi. hahahahahahaha!
okay since im done with the day's events, i shall COMMENT on the daily lives of peapoles.
u noe rite. i found out something. diaoo. i got so much to tell yunyi now. anyway. OMFG LOR. u noe rite there's this girl who totally betrayed my good friend, and then she writes on her blog that whenever she sees my good friend being hauled away by the teacher she feels so SAD and HEARTBROKEN and this girl actually CRIED for my good friend. CAN YOU PEAPOLES OUT THERE SEE WHAT A COMPLETE BACKSTABBER THIS FUCKING BITCH IS? i can't believe such an INHUMANE person exists in this world. i am feeling so incredibly PISSED at this bitch because of what she did do my good friend and if i had a chance to, this is what i'll say to her.
Hi girl, you've been so nice to me lately. i just wanna compliment you on your ways. you're such a bloody toefucking asshole, that i think you deserve nothing. aww u think that nothing's no big deal? when i say nothing, i mean u don't even deserve to stay on this earth at all. and now. im angry wif you. why, you ask? well. maybe because you're breathing my air, taking up my space, and causing global warming because of your carbon dioxide. by doing that, you're not only killing yourself, ure also killing me. be more considerate. look at you. so fugly. why r u trying to ruin peapoles' eyes? that's so evil. haix. why can't you change your ways? i pity you. dun needa thank me. awww. i mean seriously. u wanna noe all your bad points and good points? okay i'll do a good deed and list them out. i'll start with the good so that you'll feel good. okay. here i go! your good point is that.. YOU HAVE NO GOOD POINTS. isn't that good? okay. now to move on to your bad points. here they are :
-fugly
-backstabber
-irresponsible
-hateful
-mean
-bitchy
-selfish
-acbc
-acbc
-think u so smart
-think u so kind
-think u so sweet
-think u so nice
-think u so caring
-think u so thoughtful
-yeah thoughtful coz u keep thinking how good u are
-like to flame ppl
-is like shit but thinks you aren't
-showoff
-sucker
-loves to suck up to ppl
-no shame
-downright flirtatious
-likes to laugh at things which are not funny
-so in the end pisses everyone off
-thinks you're so lovable
-likes to laugh at people
-makes people feel bad
-act seh bui seh
-act smart bui smart
-everything abt you sucks but think it's the best
-think your blog so BEEYOOTIIFOO when my dog's shit is nicer
-so super childish even more childish than my friend's baby hamster
-unable to open up towards society
-thinks SEX is a dirty topic to talk about which is totally lame coz in the end you'll probably end up the FIRST having underage SEX SEX SEX
-make up stupid jokes which nobody laughs at but yet laughs at it for years and years to come
-acts humble but actually is PROUDASS
-can't speak properly when everybody is totally serious
-ends up making yourself look dumb
-extremely KAYPOH
-loves to irritate people
-want herself to become the goodest of goodies when it is the disgustingest of digusters
okay i shall stop here in case u start to cry. aww. and then u will flood the whole world so im being kind by saving the billions of lives out there. =) but actually, ur bad points are INFINITE. haix. i think i will stop around here. i leave u with some last words. YOU TOEFUCKING BITCH!
yeah that's what i would totally wanna say to that girl. yeah well if you think it's you, and wanna sue me for slander, well u got no proof coz i mentioned no names. and this part is dedicated to my good friend. hope u enjoyed it.
OHYAH. before i forget, just now my dog was shitting then i was watching him then he was there squatting.. and all of a sudden, 4 brown balls came flying outta his butt. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! it went PHEWWWWWWWWWW and out they came one by one. hahahahahahahahah! so funny.
and then rite. THIS PERSON HOR. so si bu yao lian lor. boast to me that she got alot alot alot alot alot alot alot alot alot of ppl want to stead wif her. STEAD ONLY WAD. no big deal lor. and wadz all those shit about ur NICE OLD TACTIC? dumbass. BAHH. u think u so good meh? MEH MEH MEH? PUHLEASE LOR. u think i so ke ai, ke lian dao mei ren ai har? HAR HAR HAR? HUMPH TO PROVE TO YOU THAT I GOT GREAT FRIENDS AROUND ME I SHALL SET UP A SURVEY.
THOSE WHO LIKES ME AS A FRIEND, SAY AYE. THOSE WHO WANNA STEAD WITH ME, SAY AYE. THOSE WHO LOVE ME AS I AM, SAY AYE. THOSE WHO ARE MY TRUE FRIENDS, SAY AYE. AND THE REST WHO ABSOLUTELY DETEST ME UNTIL THEY CANNOT STAND MY FACE AND FEELS LIKE SHITTING IN MY EYEBALLS, SAY NAY. AND PLEASE DO ALL THESE ON MY TAGBOARD. THANK YOU ALL LOADS.
cihh! okay now that i've got most of the stuff off of my mind, i shall end my post right here and continue chatting on msn to Mei en aka guiidan. =D
<33333333333333333333333333333333333333 euu peapoles out there loads and loads and loads,
krist. =D
