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and i think i'm boring, so if you're bored and you want to laugh at other boring people, welcome. but you don't necessarily have to tell me i'm boring though, *glances at tagboard*. sooooo, let's have a little talk about me.

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okay. LIFE IS UNFAIR. THIS IS THE THIRD TIME LIAO LORR.
first and second time was when yy and i went to JEC ((:
JEC IS A BAD BAD PLACE TO GO TO IF YOU ARE BROKE.
do you see the similarities between the words : JEC, bad bad place, broke?
anw. both times when i went with yy the sales ppl greeted us liddat, "hello mei nv."
I WAS LIKE, TUH TUH TUH.
then today was the third time.
YES YES I KNOW I AM BEAUTIFUL AND ALL, but i am sooooooooooo NOT RICH. (i wish.)
tralalalalalalala~~
shall not chatter more about meaningless meaningful events in life.
(i am in the midst of finding time to try and find a new skin.)
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FOUND THIS SUPER CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEE:

How to do business with two cows.

TRADITIONAL CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and market themWorld-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows and none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment and high bovine productivity.
You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre.
Then midway through, you raised the price to RM0.60 or you cut thesupply.
When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and now want RM1.20. The buyer decided you can keep the milk.
They go look for milk that comes from recycled cows or the cow urine instead.
Your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.

A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
One cow-peh and one cow-bu.

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yes yes i know it's super funny but what did i tell you?
that it's super funny. yay!
you know ppl should think of creating a festival called FESTIVAL OF KRISTALYNN'S WORDS and make the next day a public holiday worldwide to commemorate the event and the day when the whole world finally listened to kristalynn recounting her meaningless meaningful tales of life.

SIGHH.

AND AND AND I SOLD TWO MORE CDS TODAYYYYYYYYYYYY! ((((((((((:

and krist, ur authoress, is off to mourn for the loss of her $3 plus $5 plus $0.50 which makes $8.50 and to celebrate the sale of two more CDs.

tata!
love,
krist.