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and i think i'm boring, so if you're bored and you want to laugh at other boring people, welcome. but you don't necessarily have to tell me i'm boring though, *glances at tagboard*. sooooo, let's have a little talk about me.

here's a quick post.



i have muscle aches in both my thighs, due to some unknown reasons.
i have not been doing 2.4 or any stupid stunt, hence my bafflement at feeling the ache.

why am i complaining?
because i find it exceptionally hard to shit.
let me elaborate.
my house's toilet is a squat toilet, don't ask me why.
i think it's stupid to have squat toilets.
but still.

because i have a squat toilet, i have to squat to shit.
and because of my muscle aches, i find it exceptionally hard to squat.

i do not shit as fast as yunfei does.
i prefer to read while shitting.
which means, way after i've squeezed all my shit out, i'm still squatting there, reading my book and trying to squeeze more shit out even though i'm like shitless.
so.
because my toilet is a squat toilet, you tend to go numb after shitting out a few lumps of shit.
and if you do stand halfway while shitting, the shit might hang from your ass.
so.
i don't stand.
which means, i have to tolerate being numb.

and in this case, i have to tolerate muscle aches gone numb.
ah, it might sound good.
numb = no feeling = no more aches.
but it so happens that the minute i stand, the muscle aches ache so much so that it breaks through my feeling of numbness, and i have to suffer from it once again.

plus, after about 3 minutes, i have to suffer at the feet of the evil pins and needles.
it is painful.
it is torturous.

hence, i have decided not to shit in squat toilets at least until my muscle aches have subsided.

or maybe i should keep stock of anaesthetic.