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and i think i'm boring, so if you're bored and you want to laugh at other boring people, welcome. but you don't necessarily have to tell me i'm boring though, *glances at tagboard*. sooooo, let's have a little talk about me.

Today my cousin treated us to lunch at a super high-class restaurant. They ordered dimsum. Almost every dish had prawns lah!

Mom: Hey so what're you gonna do this afternoon?
Me: I need to go home and wallow in my own misery.
Mom: Huh why? What happened?
Me: I need to go home and do homework lah.
Dad: Huh! So fast already got homework?
Me: No lah, actually is holiday homework one. Damn stupid right.
Dad: Hahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahaah.
Mom: You didn't do?!
Me: Actually it's cos we thought teacher won't collect one ma. So do for nothing. Then end up ytd teacher say will collect, so everyone chiong home to do.
Dad: Wah.
Me: Ya lah! Very waste time lah. It's like, year end homework leh. Somemore new year, change classes.
Dad: Then the old teachers or new teachers collect?
Me: New teachers lah! Damn stupid lah I know zz.
Dad: Aiyo!
Me: It's really super stupid lah please. Number 1, it's not counted in GPA. Number 2, we also won't properly do lah. So it's no use to us. Number 3, the teachers will just collect, and then anyhow mark, and wait until year end then return us again. No point lah!
Dad: Aiya, then just don't pass up lah!
Me: How can?! They will make you do one lor.
Dad: If you don't do what can they do to you?
Me: Like send you to library to recopy out everything, aiya just make you do lah!
Dad: Just don't do! Even if they make you go library, you don't do, what can they do?
Me: ._.
Dad: HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: Too much sugar already.
Dad: No lah. Too many prawns. Make me prawny already.

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Just now I was bathing, when my mom came home from church.

Me: (bathing)
Mom: (comes home)
Mom: (walks to the bathroom door) wooooo... WOOO... wooooo... WOOOOO.... wooo......
Me: Hello Mummy.
Mom: wooooo... Wooooooo... WOOOOO.. wooo... WOOOOOO...
Me: Mummy can you stop it.
Mom: Huh you not scared meh?!?!?

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