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and i think i'm boring, so if you're bored and you want to laugh at other boring people, welcome. but you don't necessarily have to tell me i'm boring though, *glances at tagboard*. sooooo, let's have a little talk about me.

hello, earthlings.

today i bring about bad news.
i have received notice of a small, teeny weeny little ugly fry landing on our precious planet.
this is a very bad thing.
she stinks and since we are anti-smelly, we have to attack!
everybody please prepare your baboons and when i give command, immediately turn your baboons around!
our atmosphere can do with more methane. (nah i'm kidding here ._.)
we must kill her!

she will bring harm to our species and she will try and overthrow us with overpowering stinkiness!
she takes up excess space and if she brings her fugly-lings with her she will waste more space!
and ATTENTION: remember to plug your ears! SHE SHRIEKS.
BE CAREFUL!!!

this is for your own good.
please heed my advice, as we fellow earthlings stand together.
when one of our fellow earthling gets attack, we will AVENGE our fellow earthling!
say no to fugly-lings!

let me list you why we shouldn't support her:
1. she is a fugly-ling!
2. she shrieks!
3. she stinks!
4. she wastes space!
5. she may overthrow us!
6. she is a complete ohmygoswhaddaheckbeebeequeuelameshitbitchthingamajig!
7. she bullies fellow earthlings!
8. she is a complete retard!
9. she sucks bigtime!
10. she is a twit and is acbc in all POVs!

in other words; SHE IS A FUGLY-LING.

that is why we shouldn't support her.
after all, she may suppress us with her royally big ass.

beware!
everybody flee now and get ready your baboon butts.