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and i think i'm boring, so if you're bored and you want to laugh at other boring people, welcome. but you don't necessarily have to tell me i'm boring though, *glances at tagboard*.
sooooo, let's have a little talk about me.
hello people ;D
the famous me is on magazine!
plus plus plus.
i went to this chorale sec1's blog.
ohmygawwwwwshhh.
it's so..
whatever manzxzxz!
so detestable.
ask me who and i'll tell ya ;DD
yay.
i spent a whole day at home today staring at me beloved M&M's chocs with peanuts.
then i opened it and took one and went to read my book.
fell asleep.
woke up and found ANTS inside my packet of beloved.
WAS SUPREMELY UNHAPPY.
CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT THOSE BLASTED ANTS COULD HAVE DONE TO MY BELOVEDS?
i don't know, steal their colouring.
then my blue beloveds won't be blue anymore.. )):
and CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT THEY COULD HAVE BEEN
DOING AMONG MY BELOVEDS?
like, mating?!?!?!?!
in layman terms, doing
it.
[i don't want to type it out in case some of you choke on your food. after all i'm blogging during dinnertime. i mean the conservative ones. hey i'm conservative! ;D]
i don't want them to spray eggs all over my beloveds!
coz if they do i'll have ants mating in my stomach after they're born and all.
as in, after i've eaten my beloved.
then i'll shit out ants.
DEAD ANTS WHO WERE MATING.well at least until they got shitted out.
okay back to the subject at hand.
NOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT ANTS NEAR MY BELOVED M&M'S!
so i poured all the chocs out into a bowl, and took another empty bowl, and carefully wiped each m&m clean with beautex 2 ply tissue (:
yay.
so i can safely be assured that i won't be shitting out ants anytime soon.
yay me!
;DDD muahahaha.
btw woody you are that bad. (:
Saturday, April 05, 2008,7:50 PM |
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