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World Domination.
Hello, mere mortals.
Meet the great and mighty GENGKRIST KHAN of the 21st century. Her ancestor, the not-so-great Genghis Khan ( don't tell him I said this ), passed on the legacy to her, and now, GENGKRIST KHAN is on a mission to take over the world. Starting from the miserable pimple commonly known as Singapore, she will soon expand territories to Johor Bahru, and chase the monstrous Lim Shu Yinn out!
After which, she will spread her conquest onto Thailand and convert all prostitutes to newfound Christians! Bestow the Holy Spirit upon all the poor people. And spread the word of God.
Then, she will go on to conquer the whole of Southeast Asia, and ensure all wet rice fields are flooded regularly! She will also invent a methane absorber to absorb all rice fart and save the Earth from global warming.
Moving on, she will proceed to the USA and shake hands with George Bush and seek out Stephenie Meyer! She will then suck out her brains and get previews of further Twilight stories or any other updates. Before she moves on, she will raid all River Island and Top Shop outlets and grab the latest season's designs under the pretence of clothing her army.
After providing her topnotch army with all the supplies they need, they will march onto to Europe! She will pose with the Eiffel Tower and count stars at night while her army does pumpings around her to keep fit. Counting stars is actually to train her math. So that she can actually calculate how many rice fields to flood daily.
Then uh. She will march to Russia and throw communism out the window for the plankton and introduce Christianity and everybody will be happy.
IN FACT, GENGKRIST KHAN WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN REPEAT EVERYTHING I HAVE JUST TYPED IN THE POST INCLUDING THIS SENTENCE AND THE REST OF THE POST AFTER THIS SENTENCE.
Hohoho.
Hail the great Gengkrist Khan because...
I am her.:D
oh by the way, meet my future brother-in-law, MAGHANDI.
Meet the man with the blindingly-white moustache and the glowing stature.
Labels: Gengkrist Khan, Magandhi
Saturday, October 11, 2008,10:58 PM |
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