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and i think i'm boring, so if you're bored and you want to laugh at other boring people, welcome. but you don't necessarily have to tell me i'm boring though, *glances at tagboard*.
sooooo, let's have a little talk about me.
i think there's something wrong with my nose. i can't seem to taste anything despite the fact that i don't have a blocked nose. D: i can't be falling sick :O i hope not, 'cos i still wanna taste the apples in the fruit orchard! :D
YOU'VE GOTTA WATCH THIS. IT'S GONNA TOP THE CHARTS SOON MANZXZ. :D
Asian Boy - Yank Dat Cameltoe
Written By: Ryan Higa Performed By: Ryan Higa & Sean Fujiyoshi
Based on the original song: Soulja Boy - Crank Dat
LYRICS: Intro Soulja Boy sucks. I got a new dance for ya called cameltoe! YOU! You gotta grab dat and yank it a few times for me. AWWWWWWWWWWW! YOU!
Chorus (x2) Asian boy I'm no negro I eat rice, I am yellow. I can't rap for shit but still I cameltoe dat hoe. Now yank that, YOU! Yank that cameltoe now. YOU! Yank that cameltoe now. YOU! Yank that cameltoe now. YOU! Yank that cameltoe now.
Verse 1 Asian boy can cameltoe It's a simple pop and lock Cameltoe your hole, Then watch me yank those shorts high up Super fresh, but hurts your cock, Also hurts the ass crack man When I do dat cameltoe I pray to god and yank dat thing Now OOOOOOOOOOOH! It really hurts your own ass And if you think that's frightening Wait till after when you pass gas You catch me at your local party Yes I yank it everywhere People get mad cuz they're Jealous of my underwear.
Chorus (x2) Asian boy I'm no negro I eat rice, I am yellow. I can't rap for shit but still I cameltoe dat hoe. Now yank that, YOU! Yank that cameltoe now. YOU! Yank that cameltoe now. YOU! Yank that cameltoe now. YOU! Yank that cameltoe now.
Verse 2 I like to eat nato. While I'm playing my halo I don't give remote to Sean Cuz he gon change the Channel. Haterz wanna be me Asian boy, I'm the man They be using my chopstick Saying hes fresh from Japan, man (man) Eat tofu and (Eat tofu and) Dance (dance) Cows go moo (Cows go moo and) NOPE, you can't do it like me HOE, So don't do it like me Go, means 5 in Japanese. Man your face is UGLY.
Chorus (x2) Asian boy I'm no negro I eat rice, I am yellow. I can't rap for shit but still I cameltoe dat hoe. Now yank that, YOU! Yank that cameltoe now. YOU! Yank that cameltoe now. YOU! Yank that cameltoe now. YOU! Yank that cameltoe now.
youtube has become my new source of entertainment ;D i don't understand why people resort to porn when nigahiga exists man! people who watch porn have no life, unlike people who watch nigahiga!
hello you, i'm gonna tell you MY IDEA of a great date so that somebody out there can get an idea or two. hmm.
LET'S SEE. i like beaches :D especially in the evening, when the sun's setting, 'cos it's really really pretty. when i was in bali, i went to this beach in the evening, it was super beautiful, plus there was some guy busking there, so it was very nice! :D plus there were a lot of couples too. :O okay anyway back to the point.
if i were the girl, i'd enjoy a stroll along the beach on the sand :D and then duh, watching the sunset. okay afterwhich, i'd love a romantic candlelit dinner in a seaside restaurant. :D:D:D yummy food and nice ambience! PLUS COOLING SEABREEZE PLEASE.
then then then, i wouldn't mind going to either one of our houses to enjoy a cosy movie at home with hot chocolate and home-popped popcorn or something. see, so nice right. then in the day, we can go like, cycling or something. i don't know. but yeah.
*I HOPE THIS WAS HELPFUL TO SOMEBODY LOL.*
wah lao i am damn pissed can. i bought this ring and a pair of earrings online, and opted for postage 'cos she lived very far away and i couldn't make it. i chose normal postage 'cos i felt that $3 was a tad too much for just little bits and pieces. THEY COST ME $26.
and you know what? THEY'RE !@#$%^&*() LOST. WHY DIDN'T I OPT FOR REGISTERED POSTAGE!
although it may have cost me $3 more, BUT AT LEAST I WOULDN'T LOSE $26! i am super upset D: grr. nvm, i'll take it as though i've donated it for a good cause. BUT STILL. my heart hurts! D:
aiya whatever. tomorrow i won't be able to go around tasting and trying and spending money on the yr4s' foodstalls 'cos yunfei & i will be taking photographs for the global indian school or something. hmm. D: UGH!
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