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and i think i'm boring, so if you're bored and you want to laugh at other boring people, welcome. but you don't necessarily have to tell me i'm boring though, *glances at tagboard*.
sooooo, let's have a little talk about me.
i feel so lameeeeeeeeeeeeee!
i was looking through my blog archives, and then i saw this:
now for da second part of da post... u noe coz hs came to my hse just now, then we were eating dinner. then coz got one strand of hair.. then i was trying to pick it out.
the following conver took place :
hs: wad u doing?
k: trying to pick out my baobei guidan's hair. ( not mei en )
hs: turtle ben lai jiu mei you hair de wad.
k: u noe where this hair come from?
hs: where?
k: *whispers* its from under my guidan's armpits u noe! *still whispering*
hs laffs and give diaox look.
hs: i also nvr see b4!
k: plz lah! turtle hor is dun stretch hands out show u hair de lah! they is quietly keep their hands in... *dint say this but was using actions*
hs laffs some more and i continue to try to pick the hair out.
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omg lah! was i like that last year? sec1!!! kyaaah.
check out another one dated Saturday January 20th 2007.
wah seh.
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CHECK THIS ONE OUT MANZXZXZ ;DDDD
(convo between jiehui and me)
blueblop says:
smtimes i hav a crush on myself
blueblop says:
jkin
blueblop says:
i noe u do
blueblop says:
hav a crush on urself
crumpler for 50bucks``]]- just waiting for it to stop right by me. // ; i'm not missing euu ; says:
hmm
blueblop says:
everyday tell ppl u dam chio
crumpler for 50bucks``]]- just waiting for it to stop right by me. // ; i'm not missing euu ; says:
lemme consider that possibility
crumpler for 50bucks``]]- just waiting for it to stop right by me. // ; i'm not missing euu ; says:
nah
blueblop says:
ueeeellll
crumpler for 50bucks``]]- just waiting for it to stop right by me. // ; i'm not missing euu ; says:
alot of my friends say i not that chio
crumpler for 50bucks``]]- just waiting for it to stop right by me. // ; i'm not missing euu ; says:
just SUPER CUTE
crumpler for 50bucks``]]- just waiting for it to stop right by me. // ; i'm not missing euu ; says:
=D
blueblop says:
*puked*===
hahahahahahah omgomgomgomg!
anyway. i used to be a super pro at flaming lah! how come now i've lost my ability! )):
i can't flame and i come up with stupid stuff like earthlings and fugly-lings =.=
pity you. dun needa thank me. awww. i mean seriously. u wanna noe all your bad points and good points? okay i'll do a good deed and list them out. i'll start with the good so that you'll feel good. okay. here i go! your good point is that.. YOU HAVE NO GOOD POINTS. isn't that good? okay. now to move on to your bad points. here they are :
-fugly
-backstabber
-irresponsible
-hateful
-mean
-bitchy
-selfish
-acbc
-acbc
-think u so smart
-think u so kind
-think u so sweet
-think u so nice
-think u so caring
-think u so thoughtful
-yeah thoughtful coz u keep thinking how good u are
-like to flame ppl
-is like shit but thinks you aren't
-showoff
-sucker
-loves to suck up to ppl
-no shame
-downright flirtatious
-likes to laugh at things which are not funny
-so in the end pisses everyone off
-thinks you're so lovable
-likes to laugh at people
-makes people feel bad
-act seh bui seh
-act smart bui smart
-everything abt you sucks but think it's the best
-think your blog so BEEYOOTIIFOO when my dog's shit is nicer
-so super childish even more childish than my friend's baby hamster
-unable to open up towards society
-thinks SEX is a dirty topic to talk about which is totally lame coz in the end you'll probably end up the FIRST having underage SEX SEX SEX
-make up stupid jokes which nobody laughs at but yet laughs at it for years and years to come
-acts humble but actually is PROUDASS
-can't speak properly when everybody is totally serious
-ends up making yourself look dumb
-extremely KAYPOH
-loves to irritate people
-want herself to become the goodest of goodies when it is the disgustingest of digusters
okay i shall stop here in case u start to cry. aww. and then u will flood the whole world so im being kind by saving the billions of lives out there. =) but actually, ur bad points are INFINITE. haix. i think i will stop around here. i leave u with some last words. YOU !@#$%^&*() BITCH!
*i changed a few stuff. too explicit for my blog, LOL.*
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hahahaha.
diu lian :XXX
looking thru archives is fun.
was laughing at yunyi's ytd. LOL.
Wednesday, April 09, 2008,10:58 PM |
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